I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Just leaving this here…
https://youtu.be/pVzYS3Ga_j8Colleen from Road Rovers. British accent, looked pretty, was also confident, so as a kid had a small crush on her. In retrospect she’s canonically a literal dog so that’s a bit weird, probably why the show didn’t last long.
Moominmamma
Brad Dourif. But you have to guess the movie.
Tucker Cleveland from The Graveyard Shift, if you were wondering.
Literally related, also Fiona Dourif…
Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Child’s Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Curse of Chucky, Cult of Chucky
No.
Billy Bibbit?
Close, but no.
…Wormtongue?
Nope.
Well that’s the only character I know so.
Rachel Weisz in the mummy returns. I was a wee lad
I mean I agree but that does not fit the bill of a hear me out lol. That’s just a conventionally attractive human woman. Generally speaking a “hear me out” is someone that most people wouldn’t find attractive or something. Like the spider from james and the giant peach.
As if being a horny 5 year old isn’t being a degenerate enough ☺️
Unfortunately on the Internet that’s not even something to write home about.
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Okay hear me out…
Ok, hear me out… A calendar where Gadget is the pinup girl
Caution, side boob ahead
Jesus Christ you gotta blur that shit
For side boob? The busty tree didn’t get hidden behind a spoiler tag, but I’ll hide the busty mouse.
I hear you. Gadget Hackwrench is the one. I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
You know how when you hear Steve Blum’s voice in a show, you can’t unhear Spike Spiegel? Well, when I hear Tress MacNeille, I can’t unhear Gadget.
“Why I love her? It’s stupid question, how I can’t love the Godess?”
“She is strict, cute, optimistic and her level of technical knowledge is unachievable for a mortal being.”
Alright. Where do I sign up?
I hear you. Gadget Hackwrench is the one. I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
It was fun, and Tress delivered another delightful performance. Her total screen time was less than I expected, but I guess the movie was trying to fit a lot in.
I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
No, unless you consider her having 42 mutant kids with Zipper to be bad…which I would understand if you did!
Not only am I hearing you. I understand you.
She has her own religion
Loud and clear!
Roxanne from the Goofy Movie for sure
In the same vein Peg Pete from Goof Troop had an absurdly tiny waist and some serious hips.
gawrsh
She had Pixar mom proportions before Pixar moms were a thing!
Oh yeah.
Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?
“Come here and hakuna my tata”
Naaaaaaants, ingoyaaaamaaaaaa, ba-gi-thi baba
It’s the eyes.
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Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.
No implication intended. I’m not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn’t want it, but that’s just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they’re jonesin’ for it, but I’m not a biologist.
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps’ hips
Slimy, yet satisfying.
Damn straight.
I think Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood basically invented furries.
Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood
Robin Hood himself too!<3
I’m not a furry but do they claim that was the first one? Surely there must have been something before that …
Still a good pick.
I’ve generally heard the origin explained as coming from an offshoot of the general scifi community in the late 70s to early 80. There are a lot of animal people in sci fi (things like aliens designed after animal people, or stories about animals given human traits and characteristics, or people being spliced with animal dna), and fantasy stuff which has a related audience, and some people particularly liked that trope.
Is that you, Garth?
Her me oot
That was my first throught, followed very closely by “WHY was that even in that movie?”
Because it was actually really fun to make for everyone involved. The voice actress who sang even thought it was really funny and cool to be a mouse dancer.
I know I’ve seen this but could you remind me what movie this is from?
The Great Mouse Detective (1986).
Thanks
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
I’m sorry, this is literally how the game works.
HOW THIS GAME
WORMS.
worms
Instead of yelling at all of us why don’t you give a “real” example then?
Alright then, hear me out.
I am hearing you out… I have questions about the logistics but I am hearing you out.
Okay, but hear me out.
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea… I would definitely get more sources.
Rather than scales, blobfish have loose skin. That skin, along with the ocean pressure, keeps the blobfish’s shape. But outside the ocean environment, they tend to fall apart.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don’t actually look like that…
It’s like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that’s what humans always look like…
There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.
Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fern Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.
I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.
I’m sure there’s a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.
Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?
Who knows.
Because the patriarchy conditions men to be awful to women, and women to be nice to men. Women are more likely to develop resentment towards men and look elsewhere for their tastes.
Yikes. I guess that’s certainly one way to view the world.
The fact that misogyny exists and has psychological consequences is a yikes?
I would argue instead that while patriarchy encourages people to overvalue oversexualized beauty in women, and does encourage men to be dipshits towards them, that would cause women to overvalue kindness and gentleness in their non threatening, masculine related fantasies. Maybe I’m overgeneralizing, but I am thinking of Bandit Heeler, or that fucking toothbrush
men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Really? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it’s probably just everything.
I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.
Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journeythe “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food
Hear me out
yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean
Ok, hear me out…:
(Yes, I know that’s substantially newer, but the only alternative I could think of from my actual childhood is Jessica Rabbit or the original Ariel)
I get it.
Great choice!
There was something wrong here, but the… right kind of wrong.
Looking back, those times were an incredible desert of of titillation compared to the desserts of today.
The Mrrshan were cool, but my pick is the Elerians.
Before my time but I can respect it.
