I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Okay hear me out…
I hear you. Gadget Hackwrench is the one. I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
You know how when you hear Steve Blum’s voice in a show, you can’t unhear Spike Spiegel? Well, when I hear Tress MacNeille, I can’t unhear Gadget.
“Why I love her? It’s stupid question, how I can’t love the Godess?”
“She is strict, cute, optimistic and her level of technical knowledge is unachievable for a mortal being.”
Alright. Where do I sign up?
I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
No, unless you consider her having 42 mutant kids with Zipper to be bad…which I would understand if you did!
I hear you. Gadget Hackwrench is the one. I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
It was fun, and Tress delivered another delightful performance. Her total screen time was less than I expected, but I guess the movie was trying to fit a lot in.
Not only am I hearing you. I understand you.
She has her own religion
Loud and clear!
Ok, hear me out… A calendar where Gadget is the pinup girl
Caution, side boob ahead
Jesus Christ you gotta blur that shit
For side boob? The busty tree didn’t get hidden behind a spoiler tag, but I’ll hide the busty mouse.
Roxanne from the Goofy Movie for sure
In the same vein Peg Pete from Goof Troop had an absurdly tiny waist and some serious hips.
She had Pixar mom proportions before Pixar moms were a thing!
gawrsh
Oh yeah.
Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?
It’s the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.
No implication intended. I’m not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn’t want it, but that’s just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they’re jonesin’ for it, but I’m not a biologist.
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“Come here and hakuna my tata”
Naaaaaaants, ingoyaaaamaaaaaa, ba-gi-thi baba
Slimy, yet satisfying.
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps’ hips
Damn straight.
I think Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood basically invented furries.
Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood
Robin Hood himself too!<3
I’m not a furry but do they claim that was the first one? Surely there must have been something before that …
Still a good pick.
I’ve generally heard the origin explained as coming from an offshoot of the general scifi community in the late 70s to early 80. There are a lot of animal people in sci fi (things like aliens designed after animal people, or stories about animals given human traits and characteristics, or people being spliced with animal dna), and fantasy stuff which has a related audience, and some people particularly liked that trope.
Is that you, Garth?
Her me oot
That was my first throught, followed very closely by “WHY was that even in that movie?”
Because it was actually really fun to make for everyone involved. The voice actress who sang even thought it was really funny and cool to be a mouse dancer.
I know I’ve seen this but could you remind me what movie this is from?
The Great Mouse Detective (1986).
Thanks
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
I’m sorry, this is literally how the game works.
HOW THIS GAME
WORMS.
worms
Instead of yelling at all of us why don’t you give a “real” example then?
Alright then, hear me out.
I am hearing you out… I have questions about the logistics but I am hearing you out.
Okay, but hear me out.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea… I would definitely get more sources.
Rather than scales, blobfish have loose skin. That skin, along with the ocean pressure, keeps the blobfish’s shape. But outside the ocean environment, they tend to fall apart.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don’t actually look like that…
It’s like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that’s what humans always look like…
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.
There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.
Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fern Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.
I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.
I’m sure there’s a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.
Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?
Who knows.
Because the patriarchy conditions men to be awful to women, and women to be nice to men. Women are more likely to develop resentment towards men and look elsewhere for their tastes.
Yikes. I guess that’s certainly one way to view the world.
The fact that misogyny exists and has psychological consequences is a yikes?
I would argue instead that while patriarchy encourages people to overvalue oversexualized beauty in women, and does encourage men to be dipshits towards them, that would cause women to overvalue kindness and gentleness in their non threatening, masculine related fantasies. Maybe I’m overgeneralizing, but I am thinking of Bandit Heeler, or that fucking toothbrush
men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Really? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it’s probably just everything.
I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.
Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journeythe “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food
Hear me out
yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean
Ok, hear me out…:
(Yes, I know that’s substantially newer, but the only alternative I could think of from my actual childhood is Jessica Rabbit or the original Ariel)
I get it.
Great choice!
There was something wrong here, but the… right kind of wrong.
Looking back, those times were an incredible desert of of titillation compared to the desserts of today.
The Mrrshan were cool, but my pick is the Elerians.
Before my time but I can respect it.
Main girl fairy from Fern Gully. There’s a ton of others but can’t be bothered to look them up, really REALLY tired.
Main girl fairy from Fern Gully
Fern Gully fairy is very valid. Big agree.
Ooh, I’m gonna go one more for Ferngully: Hexxus, the smog monster voiced by Tim Curry. His song made me feel things.
the smog monster voiced by Tim Curry. His song made me feel things.
You’re in for a real treat if you haven’t seen “The Rocky Horror Motion Picture Show” yet.
If you like Tim there, may I suggest him in Legend (1985)?
So… 😳Alphanumeric!
the best depiction of autism in any media
I’ve got a thing for clowns so I can’ see the appeal.
I bet you call titties Honkers
I can honestly say I have never refered to boobs as “honkers”.
But I have used the term “breasticles” much to my many exes displeasure on many occasions.
Ah, I see you’re a Canadian of culture, too
Came here looking for this one, glad to not be disappointed.
Did we ever get to see her real face?
Where is this from?
She’s a character named Hexadecimal, from the 90s show ReBoot.
Thank you!
Does Game Over Gruntilda count?
If not, then maybe
Orangutan Daisy DukeCandy Kong?
Game over Gruntilda is FINE. Hell yeah brother.
Hot Gruntie could get it 💯
Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?
I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.
I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end
I mean, look at this cutie:
Look back in my memories and it’s no surprise I am a furry. TMNT, Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, MLP (the OG from the 80’s), Animalympics, Looney Tunes, at least a third of all Nicktoons, pretty much every Disney cartoon ever…
Though personality also goes a long way, and I have more respect for these characters for their personality and actions than any real human being alive today.
I’m so with you. For me it started with Tails when I was like 7-8… I didn’t know what sex stuff was, I just wanted to like… be his friend. Maybe hold his hand. Touch his tails. Nothing weird, just budz.
Then both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… strange feeling.
Then Animaniacs. Mostly their personalities. Not so much Dot.
Then Renamon.
Then Krystal.
Then Kyubi (we’re gonna pretend there is no human form).
It was all over once I found The Furry Thread on DDRFreaks forums in the early 00s.
Roo’s mom comes to mind, as well as a number of pokemon, mostly conventional ones, possibly a few lesser known/thought of ones too.
Roo’s mom
Her name is Kanga.
No no I agree. Roo’s mom is probably a freak.
