Safety features are designed for a 5’9 man.

A lot of people don’t know that the seat belt anchor on the B pillar is adjustable (in some cars).

If it’s not, the only safe way to fix the problem is to raise the seat or use booster cushions, and then pedal extenders if your feet don’t reach.

The clips make it more comfy, but also more dangerous in a crash.

I grew up in Sacramento and never heard of this. Probably for the best.

For those unfamiliar with swamp boats. They are designed with no under water propeller to get stuck on/murder swamp stuff. They can go pretty fast.

One time, 20 years ago. I read that taking a shit ton of niacin would clear up acne by creating a “niacin flush” that would like, super circulate your skin and make it nice.

It turned me beet red and made me feel like my lungs were sunburned and itchy as fuck. I called the advice nurse and she was like, yeah… that’s what you signed up for. It will pass in a few hours. Drink lots of water 🤷‍♀️

But lung insides are nearly an external organ, so that probably doesn’t count.

Does… does she need kisses? 🥹

It is an acceptable variant of chicken and waffles.

Aww… he’s just a little guy 🥰

I would hang this in my house. Is it for sale?

First, these ladies aren’t doing anti aging surgeries, they are doing “have a different face” surgeries.

Second, the only way to win at the “wOmeN sHouLd jUSt aGe GrAceFullY” bullshit is to know that there is no winning.

You will be accused of “letting yourself go” or “getting too much work done.” Period. There are like 12 women in the world at any given time who will age in a way that is aesthetically pleasing to the majority, and you probably won’t be one of them.

So pick which you are more comfortable with and do what ever the fuck you want.

I just saw Gillian Welch and David Rawlings play. They performed a mashup of this song and I Hear Them All as one of their encores and only used those ^ verses. It was amazing.

No agrats

😂

Am I just indulging your hand fetish now?

I didn’t bring a banana 🤷‍♀️

They just put some ink in his mouth and let him drool on the memos instead of signing. It counts!

Your user name is 😚🤌

Due to how the US meat and dairy industry works, most US omnivores are largely corn based. You can have the carbon in your hair tested to verify this.

During masking times, the poor Chipotle workers begging customers to just speak up, please don’t pull your mask down and tippy toe up over the sneeze guard to shout.

Three dots on the upper right give some options:

California wineries have been dropping like flies for a decade. This makes a good story, but trends in wine consumption, tariffs, climate change and Gallo being allowed to price fix grapes as they Hoover up as much of the market as they can (most of it) is what’s shuttering wineries, not Canada’s boycott.