If anything, the chocolate chips are healthier than the blueberries, since chocolate has more antioxidants than blueberries.
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
- I always smell like smoke
- Everything’s just a joke
- I’m just wasting hope
- I could not thread the rope
- My pocket’s broke
And these are not even all of the infinitesimal things you can find wrong with me.
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What was it like being on Portal and working with Dave?
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is Bigfoot a sovereign citizen?English2·5 hours agoBigfoot, if real, is an animal and thus not a citizen of any kind what-so-ever.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God gives his best beasts ..English4·19 hours agoScientists should be working on technology to allow rats to pilot cooks.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto News@lemmy.world•Three climbers fell 400 feet to their death. One climber survived and drove to a pay phoneEnglish521·19 hours agoWtf… There are still places that have payphones? 😮
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There’s a slut in this comment.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which patreons do you support financially?English11·19 hours agoThe game “Heat.”
I remember when I was a kid, I was eating a banana and suddenly felt something hard and crunchy. It was one of my baby teeth that was already super loose finally coming free.
I’ve never seen steak tartare with a sear on it before.
“He-hell naw!”
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What drug do you wish you were rich in?English3·20 hours agoI wanna swim in a giant vault of weed the way Scrooge McDuck swam in gold coins.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Mental Health@lemmy.world•Where have you been on the scale recently?English2·21 hours agoMost days it’s a 3 or 4. Today is a 1.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your hot sauce of choice?English1·23 hours agoDave’s Gourmet Creamy Garlic Red Sauce.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Lesbians, Gays and bisexuals, Do you look like someone you would have sex with?English11·24 hours agoI would totally fuck me.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You can now travel the multiverse, but only to worlds where the parallel version of you is still alive. Where do you go, and what do you do about your parallel self?English3·24 hours agoImagine having the power but not the ability because you’re the last one left.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you use a meat thermometer?English6·24 hours agoI only really need to for chicken.
I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialto iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev•Assembling the computer :)English11·24 hours agofaints
While awesome for just the technical aspect, I actually would find this to be a downgrade in the way I play, since it would mean no longer being able to make staircases out of books and pillows, as they would actually fall if they had physics. 🤣