Hakeem Jeffries is fucking useless. He needs to be primaried.

“The flimsy excuse to kill them could be used to kill anybody”

A feature, not a bug.

I was literally trying to do this yesterday and I was confused why my Chromecast was not showing up. I guess that explains it.

Dude, I would fucking love to get a fucking chicken carbonara sub again. I got one a few years ago in an airport (I wanna say Denver?) It was whimsical.

Sounds woke. Ban it.

Due to the war, we can’t release the files.

Little bit of column a, lot of column B

The president absolutely appoints the Fed Chair

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chair_of_the_Federal_Reserve

But hey, my doctor gets to brag about the multiple properties he owns while he barely pays attention to what I’m talking to him about. It’s a great system for doctors.

He wasn’t chair under Obama. Bernanke was. He was appointed by Bush and he was succeeded by Janet Yellen who Obama actually appointed.

24 hour Walmart and Safeway was the jam. It’s 1:00 a n I can’t sleep? Fuck it, I’m going grocery shopping.

Puka Dog in Kauai does as well. Highly recommend. Theirs have tropical relish and spicy sauce. It’s so damn good.

Powell was appointed by Trump 1.0

Who’s a sexual predator in the rush hour series?

How many robux is that?

Lmao I remember when it got posted like a week ago, in the comments someone said it was only a matter of time before stupid people reposted it unironically. Welp… Here we are

This is Hakeem Jeffries we’re talking about. He is roommates with Patrick Star

Juicey Sommelier?

As esteemed rapper Thai Mai Shu once wrote around this time:

I wish today was sunday so I could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonalds, Baby! And I wish it was it was Wednesday so I could get a hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds, Baby!