New velociraptor just dropped!

There’s a reason he has forward-facing eyes…
How do you think he got so big?
Rumor has it that he ate a full grown man, and that the human bones are still inside.
Big Bird picking off residents of Sesame Street, one by one.
Big bird’s mouth is one of like 3 hard surfaces on a muppet’s body. Everyone has the eyes, but big bird has a stiff, hunter’s peck. If I had more time, I’d write a snippet on it
That’s a T-Rex.
No way, velociraptor was way smaller, you’re thinking of utahraptor
Wouldn’t it make more sense if he were a quetzalcoatlus?
Unfortunate that they used an AI image to represent it though. It’s added another horn to the triceritops
It’s added another horn to the triceritops
Nah, the quadceratops was just the limited deluxe edition for the Kickstarter backers
I hear they released a single “gold edition” T-Rex with adorable little dragon wings on its back. Fluffy, of course
Where do you think the tri comes from.
Na, he’s pointing out the fourth horn.
I only see three. I assumed the mouth one is a beak. Was trying to make a joke btw.

20 per cent more fluffy!
When are we bringing back the Chocobo?
It reminds me of this one. Sure you could make a case for selection based on breeding qualities but that’s a huge investment for just looking good. I think this guys take is more plausible.
I mean, look at the super chonky neck bones.


Cant wait for furry artists to draw fluffy dinosaurs.
on it! 🫡
Oh I’m gonna use Emotional Support Fact from here on out.
Who is this Durham guy and why does it feel like 80% of tweets I see posted are his?
Seriously, why is this guy posted so much? Most of his posts are more cringe than funny.
Pretty sure that’s a fake picture actually
I’ve seen a real picture of dinosaurs and can confirm this is not real.
I can’t wait to watch jurassic quack.
Pokemon were real!
Nintendo’s going to have to sue the entire field of paleontology now.
Imagine a T.Rex but its a giant parrot with teeth instead.














