why don’t we just bring a shitload back from saturn or something

I could have sworn they were hot air generators

I had this delightful tangerine sorbet. a golfball scoop is all we needed

My cat’s favorite toy is an utz barrel.

you dare not

how’s your hydration?

you’d end up with apple cider vinegar as your flavorant, and that doesn’t play well with milk.

Oh I remember 2020 we all took a jolly jaunt right

i told them not to invest in DJT

it’s similar to this. got it from amazon back off one of their first prime day thingies, I’ve only had to change the battery twice in ten years so I like it. I like the minimalistic look tho

I’d rather have a former model verbally slap me than have a mormon all smiley get in my personal space and try to get my phone number and that’s the difference between the two interactions.

it’s a distinction without a difference.

maybe I could write “rump” on it and sell it for $80,000

that would still be better than vance tho.

sapphire coated? Like those screen protectors I can get for my phone for ten, twenty bucks?

sometimes I wish I could get away with such a blatant grift. I love my $15 wood and leather watch.

At which point are we weighing you? You weigh the same as when you are holding the balloon. Pre-balloon, you weigh more.

PR

edit: no, that’s mean. Real answer, how much they control the lives of their followers. example here

He looks more like Gregaro Elinovich.