Quote from imprisoned man

“What are you gonna do, imprison me?”

Agreed. It’s much safer and less conspicuous to produce negative pressure in your rectum

Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???

What?? It’s grown even more than I expected. It was at like 150 votes when last I checked

This changes everything!! I’m gonna get so blasted and drive around my neighbor’s yard

If this is the actual rationale, I will collect someone’s ankles

Ass bagels.

“Here you are once again, staring at tilted windmills.”

“They’re swastikas, Jeff. No one heils a windmill.”

Why remove anything? I think they should octuple down. Each click and keystroke should create a new instance of copilot.

This might genuinely lead to US involvement. Increased quality of life will lead to a reduction in cheap labor and increased cost to manufacture. Mexico has served as a pseudo-slave class for the US for ages, and as their economy transitions, major economic waves in the US will tear entire industries up.

I’m excited for Mexico. Hope this helps make the world a better place for all and that no one fucks this up for them

I don’t even want trump prosecuted anymore because wanting and not receiving feels psychologically harmful. Now I just want normalcy but I expect nothing but a move toward antivax natalist theocracy in the US. Presently planning to permanently move to another country when the option becomes available. Fuck this place

You act like you’ve never stared at a teenager’s ass. I used to spend hours doing it. Hell, I think some of them even liked when I looked at them. Mind you, this was way back when I was a teenager. I couldn’t help but double up the joke, but worse.

Could you imagine if this is what causes the US to finally go all-in on electric?? I mean, it won’t because petrol companies own the government, but I’d still like to fantasize

How dare you hurt that poor sweet baby! Everyone knows that hallways, door frames, and kitchens are made for lounging!

Trust me, keep it that way.

In certain ways, maybe. I can’t see eye to eye with some people on what constitutes a genocide, for instance. But there comes a point where it’s apparently either satire or a an objectively crazy user. It’s equally apparent who this split Is apparent to, on this open source communist Linux forum.

It’s my personal belief that lemmy at large is simply too experientially limited to recognize online satire outside of incredibly specific examples. Mostly meme templates. And there’s nothing wrong with that, but it is a little frustrating for me, personally.

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

For you

this time

Hmmmmm

“opinions” formed from a mix of stolen books and movie scripts, terminally online shutins and fanfic writers, and politics comment sections cannot be considered a holistic look at humanity.

We’re absolutely going extinct. I’m out of hope at this point.