You can see Zannah’s pup’s wing peeking from inside her embrace.

I thought this said “soup” and was about to be all up in arms about it as a soup lover. Please carry on.

Apparently I made this all the time without knowing it has a name. Well, I learned about hibiscus tea in Egypt. Tried a cup and fell in love. I definitely use less hibiscus and sugar so it’s more of a refresher.

Hey, now, bats are super important for the environment and do a lot of good. He would burst into a cloud of human feces or something.

“Your lips look like crispy bacon”

https://youtu.be/7DCXiaXa6ow

Ah, as always, some, uh, unique ideas from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world.

I can change them.

“Did you even say Thank you?”

Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

I’m going to watch it this week, take one for the team.

#3 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Noice!

🤣

If you click on the article, the video is embedded, no need to sign into shitter.

Just use Goo Gone.

Wow what an encounter!

Seroquel. Granted, you can’t drive or do anything cause you’ll be passed out. But you won’t be self-aware!

Um, property taxes are a thing in non-American countries too.

So cute, it’s an opossum burrito! Hope it’s not too spicy.

No, no, you are supposed to google “dirty blonde in a diaper handles bbc”. You’ll thank me later.