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Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol’ Miami snowshoe
I think you’re on to something…
I’m howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
A Moscow boot lace.
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
I did the both commnet before I saw yours.
The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Why not both?
What’s a “Rusty Venture”?
That’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
And this isn’t over until one of us gets a ‘rusty venture.’
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
San Diego thank you
or a crap cocktail.
It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.
You’re all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I’m fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!
They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.
It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to “call them mean things with some curse words in the mix.”
Eh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.
this is such a stupid fucking post
edit - oops, that’s adjective-presentParticiple-noun.
or maybe it’s adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun…
fun fact: the term “expletive” is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.
I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour
I was laughing. Now I feel personally attacked. 😅
You’re not wrong tho
What up you decrepit shit magnets?
Nothing much you designated pussy field.
If they’re into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc
Yeah, I was testing how robust the formula was by using the first adjective, curse word, and noun that I could see in my immediate environment. I’m not convinced it holds up.
This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.
Dutch cursing formula:
Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”
“Vies vuile kanker leider!”
Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.
Big round plague sufferer
I personally love “troublesome goddamn elbow”
Chat GPT has joined the conversation:
Funny ones:
bewildered crap muffin janky bitch canoe slippery hell donut cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin moist bastard pancake turbulent ass goblin sneaky cockwaffle beetle unloved fart sponge pickled shit wizard forgettable piss cactusScathing ones:
sanctimonious dick weasel malignant fuck crust insufferable shit barnacle joyless bastard vampire vapid cockroach husk obnoxious tit gnome worthless twat lantern hollow bitch statue septic bile ghoul conniving dickhead otter“Malignant fuck crust” goes hard.
Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?
I … Have no idea
I have never heard it before
Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought
sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry
Reminds me of Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Fyi, there’s a sequel(!) and it’s really cool.
You’re such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.
