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I met a guy like that in the 90’s except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn’t get them. Good times!
Can confirm I live in ZA WARUDO!
Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can’t see it from their front porch it don’t exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.
Preloading
Lol
Here’s another one for you: ‘played a major factor in’. Not strictly correct grammatically. A better phrase would’ve been, “played a major role in”.
That voter is gonna learn some stuff.
I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.
One change of clothes for a 2-week trip… now that’s a man’s man!
Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?
I don’t want to be his room mate.
French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn’t understand geography should.
Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.
I mean, also because he’s apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.
Lol, what a country
Orogeny gonna get ya
How does he use IG?
Assuming its not a parody.
You’d be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.
Yeah, just look at Trump. Functional illiteracy is a real thing in the US.
All 7 words he knows? It’s called THE WEAVE!..or something.
When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.
Sounds like just learning to read would be a better use of your time then. I mean if you already speak the language it should be fairly trivial, right?
I literally started with “When I first moved to Japan”.
To answer your question, though, learning to read Kanji is not trivial especially when each one can have a number of different pronunciations or appear in compounds where the meaning can be quite different.
Laughs in Kanji
笑
You do realise that in Japan they don’t use Roman letters?! Sounds are one thing, a pictorial based writing system quite another! Just as in English, the same sounding word can mean several things, so the same spelt word can mean several things in Asian languages!
Using a screen reader
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You’d be functional how surprised can be the illiterate.
Functional be you’d illiterate can surprised the be how.
Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.
adventure adventure!
Always need more adventure
The best kind of adventure
Rob Thomson skated across the US starting in 2006. Also from Switzerland to China.
I have a photo from that trip handing up poster size in my house. A random waterfall panorama.
how did he skate up and over the Rockies?
He kick flipped real hard
He kicked the mountains and then flipped them off, they felt so disrespected they moved north and waited until he had passed them.
Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day… I’m not sure, but the person who didn’t know mountains exist might be dumb.
200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.
Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.
Just go faster. I don’t get it.
Paint the skateboard red if you have to.
Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!
Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.
Go faster stripes FTW!
he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote
Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.
"I’m crouching as hard as I can!”
If he’s illiterate we don’t need to call him dumb
Also allegedly the Rockies, not all mountains… we hope
I doubt he is being labelled “dumb” due to being illiterate.
Doing no research prior to setting out is a great reason to call him dumb.
Though lack of research because you can’t read is a bit of a speed bump in the whole “doing research” process
Yes, but people 40 years ago managed. Youtube and a friend that can read. Hell asking random strangers their opinions on what the challenges of skateboarding across the country are.
You’re not wrong!
I will say, I learned stuff like that to be a good idea through a productive education system which also helped me learn to read
Little tiny baby speedbump
Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?
“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”
The late great Forrest Gump?
Gump didn’t even have a skateboard
From the sound of it, the skateboarding guy must have never watched Forrest Gump. He would have known it would take more than 2 weeks, just by seeing Gump’s beard grow.
Fun fact: mountains are big.
Not-so-fun fact: He’ll have to be rescued with taxpayer money
Boring fact: The highest pass he’ll have to cross on his journey looks like this:
If he’ll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.
Meanwhile a normal mountain pass in the normal world:
That’s just the section of the map for drift challenges
What does this mean?
Probably that the US is No. 1 in paving straight over every available surface. And that they will move mountains to do it apparently.
Could also get snowed in somewhere or unable to get to shelter during a major storm.
I mean he should get to the East Coast around 70 days from now, what are the chances he’ll see snow before January 30th. Guess he can turn around and ride back through the Appalachian Mountains in February. No snow there right?
He has a skateboard though
And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island
You’ve just triggered a memory. Something about vehicles zooming around Lego Island. Were you able to get out of them while they were moving so that they kept going?
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I don’t believe so, no
Oh I have no idea, I remember very little of that game. Something about a helicopter crash and a race you had to use the skateboard for. It was the fastest vehicle.
Probably will find a half pipe somewhere.
Mountain valleys are nature’s halfpipes writ large.
Another fact: Society failed to educate him properly using taxpayer money.
Perhaps society deserves to face the consequences of its actions.
I agree with you and have even more to add -
Even more fun fact - the taxpayer money that will likely eventually be used to rescue this person, potentially saving their life, is an infinitesimal waste compared to so very many other things. I’m not ever going to shame someone or expect them to be billed/prosecuted/etc for their rescue unless they criminally broke the law in order to arrive at that state. (and maybe not even then)
What about small mountains tho
You keep your mouth shut
Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.
Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.
Day 52 in Missouri, dudes committed
What are you using to take that screenshot? It looks like a phone but the aspect ratio is like a square
Samsung Z fold 5
One of us! One of us! One of us!
Probably one of those new folding phones?
Foldable, OnePlus Open
Folding device?
To the dude’s credit, he appears to be still at it, skateboarding across the country. He apparently posted a ‘day 50’ video.
So it sounds to me like whoever made that post did him dirty.
I’m not great at this, but from the original x post, I think his handle is @jaayfilms
The news report video says he dropped out of HS. I couldn’t find where he got that he’s illiterate, thought this would take two weeks and didn’t know about the mountains… But I honestly didn’t dig much after haha. If someone else finds it, please let me know. I just want to read that comment thread haha
How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?
Not many sites seem to deal in distance when talking about replacing skateboard wheels, but I was able to find this:
https://skateboardscan.com/skateboard-wheels-last/
So according to that he’d need 10-30 sets of skateboard wheels to cross the country.
Of course if you’re just riding on the side of highways in a straight line forever you could probably get a little more out of them since you’re not doing any precision work or tricks.
Chad Caruso did it last year using just one set of wheels. New record too (57 days).
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/
Not so sure. A road surface tends to be rougher pavement than sidewalks or skate parks. I’d imagine the side of a highway chewing those parkboard wheels away at record rates.
I’m honestly kinda shocked anyone attempting this wouldn’t use a longboard with some chonkier wheels.
Oh, he’s probably thinking he can stay on the sidewalk most of the way.
I’m not sure how he even got as far as the Rockies since there’s a desert you have to get through first.
I don’t think anyone who lives in the US would be dumb enough to think they can find sidewalks along anywhere they might want to go without a car.
Yeah, that was the joke
You don’t know if he’s maybe Nollie Kickflipping the whole way.
Chad Caruso did it last year using a single setup for the whole trip, so 4…
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/
I love that this has happened before and recent enough that it can be compared to this dude’s trip. Great find.
This one’s not going to be close. According to his youtube channel, he’s on day 50 in Kansas. Got a Red Bull partnership and enough money for hotels & Uber for off-trek travel.
I dunno man if he’s in Kansas that means he’s past the Rockies and it’s all downhill from there.
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