Kissless, handholdless virgin

Feminoid, female humanoid

That’s what the garden ornaments are for!

It’s just not the same, the bot doesn’t make me feel like a stupid piece of shit

“Aaron Schwarz get the fuck out of that IT cabinet. We need to go to Cincinatti zoo and put a bulletproof vest on a gorilla.”

Mint is a keter-class SCP, don’t let it escape containment

Avoid rodents

Me, who was juggling feral rats with my bare hands “This is fucking bullshit!”

Or baking soda into a solution of water and cocaine hydrochloride to make smokable freebase cocaine, also known as ‘crack’

And dissolved gas

Coca cola’nt

I just flip upside down in my ground harness and let the poops fall out into space.

Don’t fuck with perfection!

Starring Jack black and Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

A urinal bolted to a wall: The movie

WALL-E and alien.

What I wouldn’t give to see a swarm of Xenomorphs tear ass through that ship full of obese humans

I like those odds!

Genuinely the scariest movie villain

Time to watch that Videogame Dunkey explainer again

Kane takes exactly zero shit from anyone

Don’t forget the Phoenix project. 85k Vietnamese civilians assassinated or tortured to death by the CIA.

Band of only child