Florida’s about to become Ceaușescu’s Romania.

Sad for the children, but the adults should throw themselves off a pier.

http://amp.theguardian.com/news/2014/dec/10/-sp-ceausescus-children?espv=1

Dart players know this

I would prefer the USPS bring back basic banking at their branches.

If they’re going to add anything, add Internet as a Service, since it’s an essential utility for modern living.

But I always drink plenty of…malk?

*now with vitamin R

Jesus would call his Dad for some Old Testament action

With a Buick

“That’s just three jockeys in a trenchcoat!”

All the more hilarious that Kamala sent Hillary to campaign for her in Florida (and Bill to Michigan) just weeks before the election. Fucking pathetic state of affairs.

If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying

Typical Applebee’s experience

The Incredibles came out twenty years ago?

Baby Boomers would trample them in their uniformly malicious, gleeful desire to drag all of society backwards.

Why is Brexit even a thing? Uniformed, old people with grossly inflated sense of their importance and a pervasive need to punish “others.”

No reason to leave out the school administrators who willfully stuck their heads in the sand

Or something else

It’s very difficult to logic away an emotional response

20 thousand million dollars is an incomprehensible number. Let alone to profit for healthcare.

A functional government would have regulated the entire industry into something reasonable and sustainable decades ago.

heaves phone into lake

So throw her off the bench for gross incompetence and failure to perform her sworn duties. Simple.

Remarkably cogent response

I think I’d prefer to be that 400 year old Greenland shark. Just moseying around the ocean, lurkin in the dark, senile as shit.