Wie läuft das eigentlich in der Praxis ab?
Gibt’s da ne Frühschicht, die die ganze Zeit den Wetterbericht checkt, bei der ersten Erwähnung von Schnee den Fahrdienstleiter anruft und ihm sagt, dass er heute nicht kommen muss?
Oder wird das inzwischen mit Big Data und Predictive AI automatisiert, so dass alle Signale bei dem ersten Schneeflockensymbol in der DWD App direkt auf rot schalten?
Oder, noch cleverer, eine Schaltung im Zug, die, sobald die Klimaanlage anfängt zu funktionieren, die Notbremse auslöst?
There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
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Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?
Paint the skateboard red if you have to.
That’s…not, how that meme works.
You’d know that, if you read books.
5·6 hours agoGermany:
Bielefeld. Everyone recognizes the name, it’s marked on all maps, officially it has a football club.
But in reality, it doesn’t even exist.
1·6 hours agoIt’s not a leak, it’s a leaqu’est
10·7 hours agoIt’s already a world war.
Boring fact: The highest pass he’ll have to cross on his journey looks like this:
If he’ll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.
5·7 hours agoWatch this vid for a good explanation on how to avoid the issue:
https://music.apple.com/us/music-video/never-gonna-give-you-up/1559900284
Wat? Du packst Kassel nach Süddeutschland, wo doch Frankfurt schon praktisch in der Arktis liegt?
2·8 hours agoDass angereiste Frauen sich dort nicht in der Öffentlichkeit bewegen könnten, ist kein Problem.
Frauen schauen ja eh keinen Fußball.
Yeah this isn’t like the last election in Germany before the Nazis, where armed brown-shirts were standing inside the polling places and half the opposition had been arrested in advance.
This was just a normal US election, and the result was Trump.
After he had already said what he’s about to do. In public. Many, many times.
And it wasn’t even close.
Die nordische Dreifelderwirtschaft:
Weide, Ackerland, Meeresgrund.
Immerhin nicht zwischen Hannover, Nürnberg und Bremen.
Immer diese verfickten weißen Schneeflocken!
15·9 hours agoCopilot has determined that it’s better to save your files in OneDrive.
Oops, one of your jpegs violates Disney’s copyright.
Authorities have been notified and your Microsoft account was deactivated.
All your files are gone, your email account is gone, your Windows PC will shut down now.
That’s cause earth isn’t actually rotating at all. The entire universe rotates around earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jvL6a_Is