- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
Obligatory video (click at your own risk)
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Stop it, you’ll make me cum
what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?
It’s a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.
Now the spooky thing is that it’s probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn’t die somewhere along the way.
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
Not again.
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
“This is my hole!”
So’s coffee what’s your point?
Alive?
I like my coffee FrEsH.
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
In addition, pH is a logarithmic scale, a pH of 3 is 10x more acidic than pH 4
Holy crap, I never knew that!
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
Prove it
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo