My house has a tree we shit by so not necessarily.

I have exactly twenty-one minutes between post-snooze alarm and leaving my house.

Yeah I heard this conspiracy theory in 2016 and 2020.

If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?

I gave you some examples you moved the goalposts and I realized this conversation wasn’t going anywhere.

The fox-wolf piss?

As enlightening as this conversation is I don’t think we live in the same reality.

Well in 2020 you couldn’t buy toilet paper or hang out in groups.

It’s definitely not licensed.

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.

Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.

Let’s spray DDT on birds too.

There was a definite trend of change happening 2021-2025 but then the majority of voters wanted Trump back in again.

It’s a some-assembly-required to-go sashimi box so I don’t think it did.

We call those breeding hips I’d love to meet her.

Are you sure that’s a trump supporter?

That’s a lot of silicon in their heads.

I wish everyone came together November last year.

Actually both of those things matter.

Wasn’t it Mike Waltz who added Jeffrey Goldberg to the chat?

I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn’t a shitpost.