I thought this was a crossover until I remembered that Monsters Inc was Pixar, not Illumination

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And any service that uses it can fuck off.

WTF, we are going to fight this right Carney?

Why not both?

Maybe where you’re from but globally “cracks a joke” is a common phrase.

I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.

Have you NOT?!!

Hear me out, what if you took a portion of income from each citizen to pay for the state, and - shocker idea, what if people who make way more than it costs to lived… gasp PAID MORE!?

The tampon in the nose killed me

I tried for 2 years to get my kid into Star Wars using the chronological order, and I could not get him through Episode 1 without him knowing WHO Darth Vader was. Finally decided to go in the release order, and he was hooked from the first scene. Watched all of them now.

Chapter 4 is the best starting point.

The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake

Possible some sort of breaded chicken patty dipped in sauce… ?

Was coming to say this… This is considered cooked?

Even the toast is underdone

Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?

You mean he’s fucked coaches AND couches?

Thats a lot of land.

Also, maybe Im not used to how modern railways work, but if this is a railyway roundabout, where are the tracks? This appears to be paved and designed for cars…

Apple is part of the problem

Man, as someone living on Vancouver Island, I feel this. Miles and miles of gorgeous back country, much of it gated off and labeled private.

But, I get out and see what I can. And I have to say, there is nothing boring about it.