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I always laugh at stuff like the small dust cloud of the cucumber, as if it just popped into existence and caused air pressure.
I think it fell off the vine like the apple fell off the tree
Isaac Newton was a life time bachelor.
I thought that was the joke here, isn’t it? He stayed virgin due to this…?
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
Yeah I was gonna say that. He was famously single his entire life and is speculated to be one of the first historical examples of an asexual and aromantic person.
I can’t be the only one that read “aromatic person” instead of “aromantic person”.
He was born in the 17th century, everyone had quite the aroma back then
sniff sniff
atleast you’re not alone.
He’s definitely not the first historical example. Artemis and Narcissus were aroace
Narcissus was not aroace, that’s slapping modern ideals on what’s literally an aesop about living up your own arse.
Hestia and Athena, definitely though. And Tesla.
It’s not the same though, those are fictional characters. I know a real person made them, but still, it’s not the same
They’re not fictional, they’re mythical. Here’s the difference between reality, fiction, and myth: Fiction is made out of the rearranged parts of reality. Myth is made out of fiction that people thought was important. And reality is made out of myth that people took too literally.
True, but I didn’t say he was the first, I said “one of the first”
oh damn that’s sick if he was! pretty cool ace representation
I’m gonna go ahead and be that guy and point out the fact that in the panels showing himat his desk from the inside, th window is to his right and there’s no wall right next to him, while the one from the outside has the window directly in line with him and it’s breaking me
I sure hope somebody got fired for this blunder!
But at least the formulas and constants appear to be correct
My gawd, you’ve entirely ruined my enjoyment of this cucumber.
I’m gonna be the guy that points out cucumbers are spiky before they get to the grocery store…
I’ve grown lots of cucumbers, and while I haven’t shoved them in my arse, I can confirm that they are smooth. Ridge cucumbers can have spikes, you may be thinking of them.
you mean zucchini
It’s all just one room, they moved the desk to the window to make place for a bed.
He moved his desk to a different room/window
It looks correct to me, the inside view doesn’t even clear the window, the outside view shows that the wall is maybe ~1’ past the window frame which we don’t even see on the inside shot. Unless I’m missing something?
A cucumber tree? Sir, this is a science community.
If they don’t grow on trees then why are they green.
The cucumber is on the ground. And cucumbers do grow on plants.
Admittedly the image quality is “this meme first appeared in a dirty magazine in 1986 and has been re-compressed twice a year since the internet was invented”, but there are falling lines above the cucumber, and a little puff of smoke where it hits the ground. It’s depicted as falling out of a tree.
The apple falls next to a tree trunk, the cucumber falls next to vines and leaves near the ground. You wrong.
It’s common to use a trellis with cucumbers to have their vines grow vertically instead of covering all of the horizontal space of a garden. That makes cucumbers “hang” in the air like a fruit on a tree, and would lead to those motion lines in a fall.
But did they do that in Newton’s time?
Well before Newton discovered gravity, the vines would have been floating freely around. His discovery is what triggered the cucumber to hit the ground.
The cucumber just fell out of a peddler’s basket who was moving ahead of the woman under the tree.
Isaac fucked the apple too tho.
Surely that took a lot more practice than doing a cucumber. So I was told.
Please don’t try it unless you can already fist yourself, or the retrieval will be a lot more painful!
Told by Isaac doctors, and a team of nurses, and the results of local biggest apple contest.
The center wall that separates the windows is larger on the inside than the outside. Fun
This was before Newtonian physics were established vs after. Newton observed the universe and therefore altered it in the process.
If girls are really so down bad, why don’t they act like it?
Society.
Have you seen how people treat a girl who is open about wanting sex? It’s not good.
They probably have sex with her.
Edit: Really though, what?
if girls like sex so much why don’t they cum when I have sex with them???
Breh.
I’m sorry you are not familiar enough with one to know this. You know the difference between men and women? There basically isn’t one. We are 99.9% similar.
Guess my ex probably isn’t a good indicator.
not with you.
Probably not.
Weird generalization on almost every level.
