We won it in the war.

Ain’t got no time to read the article right now but that thumbnail is accurate because being a workaholic will just kill you and send you to the big cloud up in the sky.

Damage? It made him harder, better, faster, and stronger.

Where hims tail

My parents got me a gameboy but the only games I had for it was Babe Pig in the City and a copy of Ducktales that was lost in the attic before they gave it to me and wasn’t found until last year.

That fur looks divine.

That’s weird.

This is the tumblr user whose family owns child slaves.

Why does this post not have any of the reblogger names? This must be incomprehensible to people who don’t use tumblr.

No, he asked op.

Aliens please do not listen to this person we can be trusted with the secrets of interstellar travel and highly advanced weaponry.

Have you seen his face? The guy takes a few hits every day for breakfast. Brain probably looks like scrambled eggs by now.

Since trump’s party controls the entire gov right now he is going to be pissed when he learns he can’t blame his failures on the dems for most of the country.

RAGE

So a win win.

But did you remember to mention all inclusive resorts? You really should if you haven’t already.

From what I hear those are very bad at that.

Would you prefer us to call you a peener?

Yo we need a needs more jpeg bot

Would drinking tea be a haiku user