@Taleya - eviltoast

Imma gonna call him winnie the pooh all I want and you can’t stop me

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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • Five. Thousand. Torpedos.

    They’ll just bomb the crap out of both ships. Carpet bomb the area - and don’t forget that quantum torpedos partially phase into subspace, so that’s gonna be great when you try and pull the warp trick - and it doesn’t matter how many illusory ships you pull up. You’re still farked. Then there’s the fact that each one of those “claws” has multiple phasers on it - way more than the galaxy class’ 12 arrays.

    Way of the warrior they take out eight klingon battle cruisers in about a minute and half and they’re trying to AVOID a war. Picard maneuver my arse.














  • Mother fucking SCORE

    Caught ol mister Bill Posters and his mate sitting in their van across the road waiting for me to to go back inside after taking the bins out so they could dash out and plaster the derelict lot. While they’re a-noodling upon their phones suddenly a Wild Leya appears at the driver’s side window.

    “ey…you got any Pulp posters?”

    “JESUS CHRIST um yes? I think so?” and lo. Both myself and a fellow fan now have mint double-wide marquees for the 2026 tour. He’s shitting his pants right now.



  • hugs

    Thing to remember, poor sop that it is: A large number of these jobs never existed. If you were ghosted, it was probably a pos that never actually looked to hire. So you can write those absolutely off as a “it’s not me, its you lying cunts”

    unfortunately this means the actual number of jobs is much much smaller, and you’re competing in a much tougher pool. And yet, you’re still getting to dice rolls, so it’s nothing on your end that’s not closing the deal, just shit luck and a bad market

    job hunting is an exercise in humiliation and shitness and I fucking hate that you have to go through this.