Is…is the one ring a cloaca??
Imma gonna call him winnie the pooh all I want and you can’t stop me
- 7 Posts
- 7.44K Comments
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Ya know, a little interdepartmental communication would go a long wayEnglish
2·12 hours agoYivo just wants to bring us looooove
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Deathmatch. Who's... uh, "walking" away?English
4·18 hours agoFive. Thousand. Torpedos.
They’ll just bomb the crap out of both ships. Carpet bomb the area - and don’t forget that quantum torpedos partially phase into subspace, so that’s gonna be great when you try and pull the warp trick - and it doesn’t matter how many illusory ships you pull up. You’re still farked. Then there’s the fact that each one of those “claws” has multiple phasers on it - way more than the galaxy class’ 12 arrays.
Way of the warrior they take out eight klingon battle cruisers in about a minute and half and they’re trying to AVOID a war. Picard maneuver my arse.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Deathmatch. Who's... uh, "walking" away?English
2·21 hours agoIt doesn’t matter how nimble you are when your enemy just launches five thousand quantum torpedoes at you.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Deathmatch. Who's... uh, "walking" away?English
12·21 hours agoVoyager, clearly. It’s the only one with leggies
(Non facetiously it’s DS9. Especially if we’re taking dominion war upgrades)
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
News@lemmy.world•Australia is banning social media for kids under 16.English
3·21 hours agoTechnically they already do, if you you’re the account holder
Rock lobster by b52’s
I follow with “fingers are fish hooks”
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Microsoft stock sinks on report AI product sales are missing growth goalsEnglish
5·22 hours agoThey shoved one into the bunnings aop. The app people primarily use to find if shit is in stock at a particular store and where it’s located. What the ever loving fuck…
“Ask bunnings AI!” They don’t even say what it can do. It just fucking sits there. I’ve asked it to fuck off but it can’t even do that.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
News@lemmy.world•Oakland police won't release body camera video of ex-NFL player Doug Martin’s in-custody deathEnglish
41·22 hours agoNot a good reason. He can’t be embarrassed, he’s dead. This is pigs covering their arses.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
News@lemmy.world•A Death Row Inmate Was Released on Bail After His Conviction Was Overturned. Louisiana Still Wants to Execute Him.English
3·22 hours agoYou really dovetailed into the sex offences here.
We are talking about a man who was literally exonerated due to the primary evidence used for prosecution being absolute horseshit. The girl’s mother has also flat out said “he did not do that”.
Please remember that
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
Melbourne@aussie.zone•Discussion Thread 🐠 Tuesday 2 December 2025English
1·1 day agoBapping up a decade, i’d kill for a dvd release of Ellie and Jools
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
politics @lemmy.world•Feds forcibly yank woman in medical scrubs from car as she screams she's a US citizenEnglish
14·1 day agoKent state, Blair Mountain, irradiating special needs kids, Greenwood District, forced sterilisation, MOVE…
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
politics @lemmy.world•Feds forcibly yank woman in medical scrubs from car as she screams she's a US citizenEnglish
171·1 day agoYou lovingly forgave the traitors of the civil war, you gave high research positions to nazis after world war II, the signs are not hopeful
Hahahh check out this idiot believing in “north” and an “upright” earth.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
Melbourne@aussie.zone•Discussion Thread ⏰ Thursday 4 December 2025English
9·1 day agoMother fucking SCORE
Caught ol mister Bill Posters and his mate sitting in their van across the road waiting for me to to go back inside after taking the bins out so they could dash out and plaster the derelict lot. While they’re a-noodling upon their phones suddenly a Wild Leya appears at the driver’s side window.
“ey…you got any Pulp posters?”
“JESUS CHRIST um yes? I think so?” and lo. Both myself and a fellow fan now have mint double-wide marquees for the 2026 tour. He’s shitting his pants right now.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
Melbourne@aussie.zone•Discussion Thread ⏰ Thursday 4 December 2025English
6·2 days agoRSA isn’t just for bartending, it can actually open up a lot of opportunities including being able to just sit at a counter at a woolies BWS. If you do food service or retail professionally it’s worth getting your paws on one if you can.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
Melbourne@aussie.zone•Discussion Thread ⏰ Thursday 4 December 2025English
6·2 days agohugs
Thing to remember, poor sop that it is: A large number of these jobs never existed. If you were ghosted, it was probably a pos that never actually looked to hire. So you can write those absolutely off as a “it’s not me, its you lying cunts”
unfortunately this means the actual number of jobs is much much smaller, and you’re competing in a much tougher pool. And yet, you’re still getting to dice rolls, so it’s nothing on your end that’s not closing the deal, just shit luck and a bad market
job hunting is an exercise in humiliation and shitness and I fucking hate that you have to go through this.
Taleya@aussie.zoneto
Melbourne@aussie.zone•Discussion Thread ⏰ Thursday 4 December 2025English
5·2 days agoLLM shitfarms, Gonna get real fun now crucial announced they’re fucking off their consumer arm








You are again building an entire scenario out of whole cloth - and worse, convinced yourself is the only possibility
If you read up a bit more there’s further information that supports the conclusion - reached by Judge Sharp - of accidental drowning