If they’re zipping up while walking out, that’s 100% confirms it

No, but they’ll be funnelled into aiding rich Americans, close enough, right?

They got the idea that unions don’t exist under communism, but they glossed over the fact that that is because you don’t need workers to form a block against capital when there is no capital.

Most residential buildings can self sustain from solar.

Wut? Maybe on the equator, but while I can easily meet my yearly power consumption with solar panels (In fact, I net supply about 1100kWh), during this lovely winter day they generated a whopping 0.3kWh.

When the very last part has caught fire, you can be sure it will only get better from now on.

Literal millions of liters of flammable liquids will do that.

Competent countries lose hard in their wargames, because the whole point of wargames is to learn something from them. If you set out to roflstomp the opfor, you might as well stay home and play Red Alert on easy mode.

A disease called trachoma has turned his eyelids inwards, causing his eyelashes to scar his corneas so badly that one has already turned opaque.

Oh looky, an entirely new nightmare that I’ll never forget.

I would also accept “did you just call me a fucking nazi?”

Just two more pops to go.

I recall there being 2 starships on Mars by 2024.

Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work).

Seriously, a spearhead is like 30 bucks.

I laughed out loud in the office, and nobody understood the joke. I need a better employer.

Exactly. I’m just surprised that the article suggest solar+battery, which is a great solution for owners of solar farms, but not so useful for everyone else.

The problem with solar in much of Europe is that it’s basically summer power only. You can’t solve that with batteries, unfortunately.

I like using less coal and gas in summer, but solar won’t fix things in December. Wind will.

New Vegas turns 15 this year. Just like Inception and Scott Pilgrim vs the world (the film, that is)

Can we clarify if they properly wash their toys between partners?

I feel we should assume so. I doubt anyone would be ok with an uncleaned sextoy. Hell, I wouldn’t even be ok with my own uncleaned sextoys.

Someone give this poster control of a government agency! They’re super extra correct.

OP: “Some people tried to do a coup to overthrow the government, you should know who they are”

You: “this is so political!”

No, Occam’s Razor doesn’t say the simpler solution is the right one. It says that when two theories compete, the simpler one is preferred.