How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat" - eviltoast

She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Might as well ask Lemmy how to pass the Kobayashi Maru test, while you’re at it.

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      11 months ago

      Might be a tricky example. The answer to that according to a certain cadet is to cheat. Not sure gf would appreciate that.

      • Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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        11 months ago

        I always liked Calhoun’s solution. Obliterate the Maru. It’s either a trap or it’s not. If it is, you don’t want to leave it there for someone else to fall for. If it’s not, you don’t want to leave it there to cause a diplomatic incident, and fiery plasma death is probably better than whatever the Klingons / Romulans would do to the crew.

        Of course, I don’t recommended launching a full spread of photon torpedoes at your gf.

    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Understand the deeper meaning of the situation and what they are actually looking for?

      You know what, other poster that recommendations cheating may be easier.

      Edit: or is this a helplessness, try anyway deal??