I’m here for the obligatory fuck Chuck Norris!
I’m not going to kink shame anyone but even necrophiliacs should have standards.
Why? (Genuinely asking)
He was a huge racist and MAGAt
Well fuck.
You don’t fuck Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fucks you
um, okay. to each their own, i guess. i mean… everybody got their preferences… but you know… to each their own))
Yeah nah, he was a racist conservative evangelical psychopath
he also mostly sucked at movies which is a great offense
I guess some people prefer to surround themselves with pedophiles and I don’t.
insert some Norm joke.
LOL I remember those jeans ads from when I was little. NGL, I wanted a pair until I realized I could not kick high enough to matter.
As someone who could as a kid I never understood why I would be kicking that high. I would in forms but when in daily life did i ever need to kick someone’s cowboy hat off their head?
oh well… priorities
I could/can kick to 6 feet, but my round kick is shit. I don’t deserve these pants.
I bet they’re not even denim. Were probably just like navy blue colored sweat pants when you actually got them.
Tihi.
yay!
Damn, they blacked out the mailing address. How am I supposed to get my Karate jeans now?
you can order custom ones at your local seamstress
IT’S NOT THE SAME!
same but different!
Having done some high kicks, press X to doubt. Jeans are so annoying when trying to throw kicks from all the friction down the leg. Doesn’t really want to move. Like, maybe useful if you’re caught in a Roadhouse scenario, but I couldn’t imagine drilling in jeans.
Did you overlook the hidden gusset which is the entire selling feature of these jeans?
They look cut like my gi pants, which are themselves the most comfy thing ever inundated with buckets of my stanky suffer-sweat.
I’m not saying these aren’t better than normal jeans, but if I’m going to do martial arts, I’m always going with shorts or track pants for the weight and flexibility. Any jeans are going to be more restricting than those.
But what if you’re out on the town and are assailed by ninjas in a dark alley, they gonna wait while you change into suitable CQC attire?
Which is why Rex Kwon do was born!
Men’s stretch jeans, because women hate theirs, too. 🤮
died as he lived, a right winger.
Schools: Send for wholesale information.
Maybe my memory is a bit shoddy, but I don’t recall schools handing out action jeans in the 80s.
fake news! action jeans were everywhere! even though i’ve never seen or heard of them
So… Jeggings?
yup
I think Sydney Sweeney’s jeans are way better!
to each their own i guess.
Schools: send for wholesale information.
these days it would be blatant private information collection for advertisers
