I’m just looking at different Doctor Who characters aren’t I.
if you’re none of these you might be φ-male
This needs far more upvotes than it has. Maybe people aren’t familiar with the correct pronunciation of that letter?
Thanks! I think the correct pronunciation might technically be /ˈfaɪ/ (FYE), but I’ve heard it pronounced /ˈfi/ (FEE) often enough, I’m not sure.
According to Wikipedia, modern pronunciation agrees with us (“FEE”), but apparently ancient Greeks would have pronounced it “FEY” (or “FEY-EE”, I can’t quite tell to what degree epsilon-iota was a diphthong).
when I see epsilon-iotas on campus, they tend to be diphthongs.
Nice
They’ll learn some new Greek letters soon, and been there’ll be more.
Will they tho
Literally astrology lmao
astrology except you pick your starsign to fit your personality instead of the reverse, I guess
We have a term for this. It’s called “making stuff up”
Omg That is so sigma-Aquarius of you
I’ve always been more of a “Regulus of Antimony” or “Rutile”
It’s just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.
Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman
This alpha sigma omega bs is just astrology for men
/ the new Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. It’s literally an ego toy, something you use to enhance the narrative that you tell yourself about yourself.
Worse yet, this is just a way to try to hierarchically categorize yourself as being simultaneously:
- part of an in-group,
- better than others
- a paragon of your sex
It’s just so pitifully shallow. Like, if you’re going to stroke your own ego, at least do it with something unique to yourself. Define yourself by the people, experiences and things with which you surround yourself. Define yourself by the things you do. Literally anything that would make you more than a penis with wrapping paper and a voice-recorded greeting card saying how awesome the penis is.
It’s my dick in a box https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg
Truly the manosphere made manifest.
ego toy
Thanks for the new term!
MBPT is the corporate astrology
So what is OCEAN? Bare-eye astronomy?
Well, Star Ocean is a decent JRPG series
Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”
I guess the people who identify themself as “<insert Greek letter here> male” don’t bother about books much.
What kind of kid picks out grey or khaki clothes?
Where’s the Ligma Male?
Out ligging some balls
The choices are rather limited, but it’s fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in…"Are you a ‘Gardens of Babylon?’ ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.
It’s Greek.
I guess it is for me! :)
The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
They’ve invented the binary spectrum. It’s definitely gender-binary, but it’s also a spectrum!
This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we’ll need a banner. Let’s say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let’s reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.
I’m a father, and I’d like to dress in leather for this event to show what a strong manly man I am. Do you have anything that says “daddy likes leather”?
From the thread, for the morbidly curious:
Alpha males are assertive and dominant. They often take charge in social settings, have high social status, and are charismatic leaders. They’re the center of attention, like a CEO who can effortlessly command a room.
Examples of alpha males in movies include King Leonidas, Captain America, and Thomas Shelby. These characters are strong leaders, exhibit courage, and inspire those around them, often fighting for principles or causes bigger than themselves.
Beta males are less dominant and more agreeable and cooperative. They play a passive role in social hierarchies and crave forming relationships. A supportive colleague who willingly takes on a secondary role is a typical beta male.
Characters like Ron Weasley, Samwise Gamgee, and Bruce Banner are beta males who excel in supportive roles.
Delta males often go unnoticed in social settings. They are neither dominant nor submissive and are fairly average in social interactions. Their adaptability makes them reliable, but they rarely lead.
An individual who follows instructions well but isn’t a natural leader represents a Delta male. Harry Potter, Marty McFly, and Frodo Baggins are Delta males who reluctantly take on leadership roles when needed.
Gamma males are contrarians, often rejecting or challenging social norms. Their independent thinking sometimes makes them outsiders. A rebellious artist who struggles socially but is intelligent in other ways encapsulates this type.
Tony Stark, Jack Sparrow, and Han Solo are gamma males who challenge social expectations. They are highly independent, intelligent, and a bit rebellious, making them stand out.
Omega males are at the bottom of the social hierarchy and often lack social skills. They are typically introverted and may not lack self-confidence but are generally unpopular. They are often focused on specific interests, like a nerd who prefers solitude in his hobbies.
Peter Parker, Newt Scamander, and Walter Mitty are Omega males who may struggle with social interactions but are capable of extraordinary things when focused on their passions.
Sigma males reject traditional social hierarchies and value their independence and self-reliance. They share charismatic traits with Alphas but operate outside conventional norms. A lone wolf who doesn’t seek validation from others embodies this archetype.
Bruce Wayne, James Bond, and John Wick are Sigma males who operate outside traditional hierarchies. They are charismatic, self-reliant, and work alone, unfettered by societal expectations.
(He then goes on to plug several books about how to attract women.)
I don’t want to defend this astrology for incels BS. But I will say that the descriptions seem surprisingly positive. Usually when I hear people spouting this crap it’s more along the lines of “If you aren’t an Alpha, you are a Beta cuck little bitch” or similar.
Thank you for this thoughtful guide, you’ve actually somehow made me far more sympathetic to this arbitrary way of categorizing people.
Can I be an omega female
Bruce banner is not a gamma male? This is bullshit.
To be fair names and descriptions don’t have any relations or correlation so you may as well shuffle them as you like anyway.
The joke is that Bruce banner became the hulk trough gamma radiation.
I understand, I am saying you can still call him Gamma male. Just swap the descriptions.
Lol they can’t even come up with real life examples and have to resort to movie characters.
So… horoscopes for the socially maladjusted
Nope, right wing bullshit repackaged to be attractive to young men, who want sex. Basically the idea is to naturalize hierachy in male groups, while at the same time isolating them socialy. When you try to dominate others, they usually do not like that and lets be clear most guys want to be the dominant kind in that kind of system. The funny part being that women also usually do not like it. There is a reason half the influencers in these sort of communities end up having to pay for women or just rape.
Well, I would have expected Bruce Banner of all people to be a Gamma male…
Beta males are less dominant and more agreeable and cooperative. They play a passive role in social hierarchies and crave forming relationships. A supportive colleague who willingly takes on a secondary role is a typical beta male.
Omega males are at the bottom of the social hierarchy and often lack social skills.So they even changed the definition of betas. While the “originial culture” was a toxic cesspool, this repackaged corporate knockoff has no fucking clue about the origins of this shit.
Take the normies off the fucking internet.Thanks. I’m no longer morbidly curious; just morbid.
I recommend he takes those books about attracting women, and beats himself over the head with them until he stops talking nonsense. Curious there’s no examples of actual real humans.
I suspect the book is about as hard and thick as his dick, so he’ll be beating his head until he dies of old age
I find those terms acceptable.
I’m a ligma male
Just make sure you get consent first.
If someone tells you they’re a sigma male it’s because they want to be an alpha but they’re not popular and people don’t follow them, so they say it’s because they’re unconventional rather than because their ideology is toxic and no one wants to hear it any more.
Fuckin yikes. It’s astrology for a new breed of dumbass.
See, I was surprised at how positive it sounded until that last bit.
Such an Omega thing to compare oneself to comic book and fantasy characters.
Sonetimes I click on the wrong video on youtube and get a) this kind of crap b) how to attract women videos for 1 week and I have to select every fucking one of them and say I’m not interested in that crap. Somehow youtube forgets all that if I click a “psychology” video again…
So thank you for spelling it all out, I was a little bit curious about that suck-my -dick personality (Sigma) but I wouldn’t go down doing that dirty work.
They’d all look a lot better if they smiled more
They look like a reunion of Jordan Peterson’s unfuckable family tree.
Does anyone read into this bollocks?
May as well measure my head.
May as well measure my head.
You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people’s faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.
It’s real fucking weird.
It’s just a listicle for the alt right male. No different than the witch Disney princess are you, or the Myers Briggs crap.
At this point I would be unsurprised if it was all LLMs just pumping them out.
15M views
Remember that four letter thing that was who you were? Like I for intelligence etc. This kind of crap have always existed, like horoscopes!
MBTI
It’s honestly more rooted in psychology than any of this crap is. It’s easy to tell whether you lean introverted or extroverted. This crap is just Neo-Nazi eugenics
I’m a Ligma.
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma balls! Lmao
Ligma Deez Nuts! Got 'im!
i would never date a Ligma. my last bf was a Sugma and that was bad enough
What’s ligma
(Thank you for your service)
That’s how I was able to pay for my college
Ten bucks is ten bucks.
ligma balls
Suckudonese nuts
You now have ligma. Yikes
