Fold THAT fitted sheet.

I will stroke your pussy, and see what kind of a reaction ensues.

Considering both the name and that they were all probably stunt cars for Dukes of Hazzard, I’ll suggest “a loss”.

I once smoked a joint THIS BIG

It is a little bit, we have soft water and I used too much soap. It’s hard to rinse off.

Heh. Get it?

It’s not even soapy, why would ahe want to?

If anyone doesn’t want they titties imma take em off yo hands.

I wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.

Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

You could have stopped at “ads”.

Yeah, I wanna hear the whole thing, honestly.

I’M APPLYIN’ I’M QUALIFYIN’ FOR FBI DESPITE HORSE DEFILIN’

My smocks.

Send money, you get stocks.

If it were only three fingers, sure.

Admittedly, it got me to that headspace way too quickly, but it’s a couple fingers too many. (TWSS)

GOOD LORD.

I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

That’s the only way to harvest the dishwasher juice.

Ok. Dented dishwasher liner coming up.

Can I turn the handles in so they fit properly?

We’ve been plenty polite. We can still be polite, but still be elbows up, gloves off.