Have you tried closing the app? That’s what I do when I’ve had enough.

Do you still believe in Santa Claus as well?

So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?

It’s all fun and games until they put turrets on them.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it’s worth it.

His only interest in history is to rewrite it.

Honestly, if that was me delivering the parcel, is probably do the same for a laugh.

My sense of humour is going to get me sacked one day.

Oooh! Upvotes! Well done, folks. We’ve WON!

They only people ‘wishing for a civil war’ are the Trump administration.

“The revolution will be bloodless if the left allows it to be.” - some Heritage Foundation ghoul

You defend yourself, or you die.

Justify wasting stupid amounts of electricity to yourself all you like, but crudely drawn memes by unskilled artists are more heartfelt and effective that this low effort nonsense.

Revenue raising is not what tariffs are for. I’m an idiot when it comes to financial matters, but even I know that.

This Is Not Normal.

I really need to watch that.

I laughed my arse off at ‘The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent’. A classic farce like you don’t get much these days.

Fantastic movie.

I’m sure a stupid picture on the internet has him trembling in his lifted boots.

‘Contingency support’. ‘Preemptive strikes’. The spin doctors have been working overtime, haven’t they?

You some kind of socialist or something?

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’