Joe Exotic's husband deported by ICE - eviltoast

Joe Exotic posts on instagram that his husband was deported by ICE after years of shilling for Donald Trump.

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    6 hours ago

    These people never seem to realize that maybe he was the baddie after all and instead try leaning into it even harder in some attempt to appease him. It’s frustrating how frequently this happens.

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    Good! NO MORE IMMIGRANTS! But if he had $5Million I would also be ok with him coming back because RICH PEOPLE are BETTER then ME!

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      That would require letting Joe Exotic out of prison.

      Just let the guy rot, then when he’s served his time, send him to whatever country his meth head husband is from.

  • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    He’s gay and married to an immigrant and still voted trump? I knew magaheads were dense but this is neutron star level density!

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        Wait. I’m French so this made my brain fry.

        In the US prisoners have their constitutional rights removed?

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          Yeah, in theory just most of them. But in practice, even the ones specifically meant for prisoners like the barring of cruel and unusual punishment don’t really apply to prisoners. Hell, theres a specific exception for prisoners in the “no more slavery” amendment.

          Voting rights cannot be stripped by race, gender (we’ll see if that sticks in regards to trans people), or landowner status. But if felons can vote and when/if they lose/regain their sufferage is determined state by state. In some states if you’ve ever been convicted of a felony you can never vote again.

          In case you’re wondering, yes, this is a contributor to our racial disparity in prisons.

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          Citizens in the US don’t have a constitutional right to vote. States are granted electors based (roughly) on their population that can vote and are given broad authority in how to determine how these electors are selected. Technically a state could decide how to vote based on drawing names out of a hat.

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            While the original text neglected to specifically outline the right to vote (other than saying the states were responsible for running elections), there are six amendments to the constitution expanding and clarifying the right to vote. One of these amendments is that senators must be elected by popular vote – not out of a hat.

            As far as your point about electors, that’s just for the presidential election. Most elections you vote directly for the people running for office. Sometimes you even get to directly vote on policy matters (propositions or referendums).

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              Yes, I was referring specifically to presidential elections and the electoral college.

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          Yup! In America convicted felons are not allowed to vote in federal elections and depending on the law of the state they are not allowed to vote in state or municipal elections either. As a result of these policies a disproportionate amount of black and Latino communities have had their right to vote stripped away.

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            I checked it out and about 4.4 million US citizens cannot vote (excluding the real 51st state: Puerto-Rico) including 1/19 blacks. That’s crazy, it’s as if the country is setup for a one party system from the get go. You don’t need huge prisoner cohorts to make the 3% difference needed for you to remain in power while maintaining an illusion of democracy.

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              German here.

              Amazing, right? I found out a few years ago. Between this, gerrymandering and 2 right parties, that hasnt been a democracy for a long time.

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                You have to understand that it’s impressive we got as democratic as we are. Our democracy began with caususes of landowning white men above the age of 21. We were in many ways modeled after the Roman republic, which was also a clusterfuck

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                  Looking how it’s going worldwide I should be impressed it lasted as long as it did.

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              This was by design and started shortly after the civil war. During reconstruction when the South was effectively occupied there was a decade or so where it looked like black people might actually enjoy some enfranchisement. But then the dirty compromise happened and Jim Crow took over. Suddenly black people were going to jail for the most minor infractions, and if they couldn’t get them to break the law, they just lied and said they did anyway.

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            So… Does this mean the current sitting American president couldn’t vote in the last election?

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              It’s a matter of state law, as most election stuff is. Trump could vote because he’s a resident of Florida and Florida only bars people convicted of felonies in Florida from voting, and only then until they have fully completed the punishment laid upon them (meaning both any custodial sentence and any fines). Trump was convicted of felonies in New York, so Florida doesn’t care and Trump could vote.

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                Not exactly. In Florida with a felony conviction from another state you can’t vote if the conviction prevents you from voting in the state where convicted. So the NY rules apply because It’s a NY conviction.

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              He was convicted in a state court, not a federal court, so the rules are a bit different.

              Additionally, elections are administered at the state level, rather than federally, so his home state of Florida makes the rules allowing or disallowing his vote.

              CNN wrote a piece about it on election day.

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          they are also legally slaves! the 13th amendment didn’t remove slavery completely:

          Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

          BFE

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    Wait he’s actually gay? I never knew that

    How do you deport a husband anyway, doesn’t marriage guarantee citizenship?

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      You cannot change your status if you weren’t “inspected on arrival” (have a visa) and you’re banned from re-entering the country to be “inspected” for a decade after you leave. So if you overstay your visa you could change to permanent residence since you were “inspected” but if you never had a visa in the first place there’s no pathway to legal residence even if you’re married to an American citizen and have American citizen children.

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      doesn’t marriage guarantee citizenship?

      Not really in practice. There are other stories of spouses married to US citizens and being the parent to US babies. These guys are literally ripping families apart. They did it the first time and they are doing it now.

      There is a ‘path’ but the hoops you would have to jump through mean you’ll self deport and be away from your family for a very long time(by design). The immigration system is backed up after all. Plus what ever stable job you had will be gone after the months to years long wait.

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        Even 20+ years ago, it was a struggle. I had a boss who had married someone from Guatemala (I think, or maybe Peru? it’s been a decade since I talked to him) while he was in the military overseas, and ended up having a child with her. When he came back, it took TWO YEARS, the wife and child left behind in south america the entire time, to get them approved to come and live back in the states.

        edit: 20+ years ago, not 15. I forgot how long it had been since I worked for him.

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    Hahaha, you think a gay dude’s getting one of Trump’s golden tickets for US citizenship? I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don’t count!

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      I think trans ones count if you fuck em over instead of just merely fucking them…

      Just saying, my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does

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        my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does

        Brand new sentence

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      i absolutely hate this, and at the same time, you’re entirely on point here. it’s beginning to feel a lot like sex crimes are a rite of passage to the new regime, bonus points if it’s a hate crime directed at a trans person

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        I’m honestly surprised they haven’t lowered the age of consent to 12 whilst accusing transpeople of being pedos at the same time somehow.

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        What do you mean “sex crimes”? There’s about to be no such thing by the end of the next 4 years. Women won’t be able to report crimes

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          I’m pretty certain they’ll still be able to report a crime, but it becomes selectively enforced and used to control people.

          Or they encourage victims to speak up, then force them to marry their rapist and remove all agency from them in that marriage to prevent them from speaking about it again.

          Or both.

          Or something worse than all of the above.

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            I’m pretty certain they’ll still be able to report a crime

            No, I bet they won’t be able to. Their husbands/fathers would be able to, but not them.

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      Hahaha, you think a gay dude’s getting one of Trump’s golden tickets for US citizenship?

      Very possibly, if you can get him in the same room as Trump and he does a good enough job of brown nosing.

      The Donald is a notorious queen, loves Broadway, loves gay culture and appropriates it with abandon, and would happily make a pageant of granting clemency to Joe Exotic’s husband if he was in his 2020 celebrity heyday rather than the dustbin of Netflix history.

      I mean come on, has he even raped any women?

      Given the guy’s history… I’m not counting it out.

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      I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don’t count!

      Does this mean trans-rape is 21st century lynching?