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Who will be the next Kyle Rittenhouse?

Now you know it’s a good idea

That title implies something far less violent than what happened to him. You can detain people without tackling them to the ground.

Good luck explaining to a judge why giving out masks and water bottles is against the law. You can’t even go after people who sell guns designed to kill people, and masks and water bottles are far less lethal in all circumstances.

Federal, an originator of the “Freedom” caucus, I guess the freedom is for him to enjoy child exploitation

Coming soon to an interrogation room near you

Tarring and feathering was still happening in the US until at least 1917, when it was perpetrated against union members in coordination with Tulsa police

Not enforcing the law? Do we need to send National Guard and the Marines to help CFPB?

This calls for 24-7 rolling coal at the homes of all the California Republicans. Make them really feel the freedom in the air.

Assist with what, motherfucker? Continuing denial of due process rights?

When I was in junior high and high school in west Texas, reps from Exxon came to class to give pro-petroleum industry lectures in social studies class at least once a year. They also did field trips to a petroleum “museum” that was entirely pro-fossil fuels.

Ha! Same in Texas, how dare the voters try to enforce ethics on Republicans!

Then they won’t mind the drones hovering ominously above their own homes and workplaces 24 hours a day, will they? They should be thrilled to demonstrate how safe and non-invasive constant surveillance is for the rest of us when the FOIA requests for their recordings start coming in

If they need access for work, why aren’t they subject to records requests?? That makes no sense. Either they are working for US and are subject to telling US what they’re doing on our dime, or they’re not working for US and should be heavily restricted from OUR data!

Pete is more product than warrior on any given day

Now start making giant taco effigies to really drive the point home

Why aren’t they saying whose name is going in its place?

This is like the only ethical use of it can think of: generating acceptable propaganda so you can get the job and do actual work instead

There are way more rascist crackers in Texas than you can possibly imagine. Makes sense when your state was founded by assholes and slave traffickers helping the US states acquire more slaves after direct import was banned. Remember, the Alamo was full of colonist insurgents taking land to continue slavery.

Alligator nuggets already exist, had some in Georgia a while back. Tasted like the 90s Burger King chicken nuggets.