Go fuck yourself, Mike - eviltoast

Honestly, I find these emails more amusing than infuriating. Is that $800 per week? Total? I guess I’ll never know, because I didn’t become a software developer just to work in a warehouse.

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    21 hours ago

    He started off planning to recruit you for a $225k a year job working on logistics software, then he checked your GitHub and the offer is what it is.

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    21 hours ago

    What an insult. People who study software and game development should be getting jobs in insurance sales, the way they always have.

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    23 hours ago

    “I see that you have programming and game development skills and I think that makes you perfect for picking and shipping in a warehouse.”

    Fuck you if you’re a bit and triple fuck you if you’re a human.

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    21 hours ago

    I think they want to hire you to write a Sokoban AI, and are offering 800 an hour.

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      19 hours ago

      They’re looking for someone with a “strong work ethic” who is passionate about being a warehouse associate and really embraces the warehouse’s family-like culture.

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        22 hours ago

        Upvoted even though your comment created intense loathing and a little rage within me.

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    23 hours ago

    I keep getting those sort of emails for jobs I have absolutely no qualifications for. Usually something in the finance or healthcare industry.

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    1 day ago

    Game development means video games, video games means crates, and crates means warehouses. So simple that even an AI can understand.

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    it was $800/hr and you missed it, schmuck!

    no honestly I can’t comprehend why people don’t include the important parts in the actual listing, it’s exhausting and pedantic.

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    There is always a small audience who responds to this type of message, most likely outside a first world country. The problem is that they spam broadcast to everyone, of which 99.99% laughs at it and ignores it. Those who do respond are vulnerable to the scam.

    Some rings promise good wages overseas, and when people buy in to the scam they end up enslaved in a warehouse overseas.

    This is a low cost spam message to find more victims to fill the overseas jails filled with workers committing high tech crimes.

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      So you think you’re too good to eat shit? Wait until you have to like I do.

      Bro, maybe I don’t think you should have to eat shit either.

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        It was a topical joke revolving around the numerous rounds of tech layoffs since 2023, as well as the current state of industry hiring, which is pretty depressing and toxic if you’re a software engineer currently looking for work.

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        Not this year lol, tech has been hit hard.

        Which, I mean, no one has any sympathy, those guys have been coddled and overpaid for a decade.

        But yeah, this year, lots of tech layoffs.

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          Oh I see. Well your anecdote completely debunks statistics that show people without degrees get laid off nearly three times as often as those that do. I kneel.

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    I like to reply to these with tons of questions, no stone unturned. If they give a reasonable answer is likely legit. I get a bunch of these because of a resume that had all my warehouse experience on it, big mistake since I don’t know who has it.

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    Is it a remote position? I’d consider working in a warehouse if I didn’t have to leave my home.