Unless of course they were innocent in the first place and the real pedophile still runs around.

Manslaughter

I mean, they are both on grindr

Is his PhD in Electrical Engineering?

Every war causes a lot of death and destruction. So that isn’t the reason.

So they are arguing to be allowed at adult conventions?

Can’t they just click the “I’m +18” button on websites like the rest of us?

So? Then do it at the entrance

It’s not for us, it is for him.

He really cares how popular he is, that is why he is buying all these popular businesses to pretend he founded them.

Isn’t spoon theory just a convoluted way of saying you have limited energy for daily life activities?

Ah, the gamer muzzle

If you are paying for premium, you are paying twice.

Once with money, a second time with your data.

I’d gladly pay for an option where they stopped tracking me.

Still didn’t fix the port though

How about 3 fingers then?

The reason is a spoiler

But they did test without yellow paint, the testers kept getting stuck and complaining.

meme /mēm/ noun

A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another.

This is a meme

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

Are they like whimsical oven mitts for getting your freshly baked edibles out of the oven?

Glowing would be sick though

Cause you’d say “Thick with 3 C’s”