Trump backs out of ‘60 Minutes’ primetime interview, CBS says - eviltoast
  • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

    Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

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      3 months ago

      The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws