Amateur move not to use the horizontal space to exaggerate.
Still learning
Amateur move to give away the punchline in the title of the post.
They need the space for a possible answer from the damsel of the castle.
Wait until you see Beauty Revealed.
I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.
I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.
Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory.
Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her. Although Webster married someone else, his family held onto the portrait until the 1980s …
Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad’s old crush sent him.
I jerk off to this painting as my dad did and his dad before him.
What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?
Goodridge, aged forty when she completed the miniature, depicts breasts that appear imbued with a “balance, paleness, and buoyancy” by the harmony of light, color, and balance.
There’s no way her tits looked like that at 40. No sir, I’m not buying it. 🐴
With RFC 1149, this would still work now.
“My Lady, a dick raven has arrived for you.”
The future of dick pics is beaming them straight to someone’s retinas
Ich shown thee mīn peniſ pleasæ responede
just send a fax
1847 called, they want their dick pic back.
I like to think that the drawing of the giant naked dude in the English countryside that was made by Paleolithic humans was the first dick pic
I thought Cerci Lanister used crows?
No, crows guarded the Wall. The messenger birds were ravens.
I stand corrected.
I was not expecting that
Also please mark this as NSFW
Just to be pedantic, this would be a dick pic pre-camera.
