That’s not my dad.

That’s a cell phone!

Whatchu, think I’m stupid?

My dad’s not a phone.

DUH!

I’m an ADULT

Looking back on it those where some peak internet times

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS

You can’t trust the system

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

I refuse to acknowledge this as antique

Any time me or my wife drop something WE THREW IT ON THE GROUND

May your butthole not be tazed.