What would happen to your body if you only ate 750g of 2% cottage cheese every day for a month? - eviltoast

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    You’d also need a vitamin. And if you’re like me you’d probably want to break your keyboard in half and shove it down your throat until you can’t see it anymore; cottage cheese is gross even before it becomes monotous.

    • BOMBS@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      if you’re like me you’d probably want to break your keyboard in half and shove it down your throat until you can’t see it anymore

      Are you okay?

      Edit: It’s fine if the answer is “no”.

    • silly goose meekah@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Why do so many people hate cottage cheese? I love the texture and it tastes pretty bland, so you can just add some herbal salt and pepper to make it pretty tasty

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      The only useful thing I’ve found for cottage cheese is pranking people.

      Incidentally, if you rember the old plastic clad iMacs and powermacs from the late 90’s (with the clearish white plastic and “fun” color accents?)

      Those power Mac’s incidentally had a space just above the PSU perfect for keeping a cottage cheese at the right temperature for getting foul.

      Foul enough to clear out a computer lab for a week. (It was a boring class, anyway. I’m not sure they ever found the tub…)

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        we’d use it as poor man’s ricotta back in the day when we were making manicotti. I’m not sure about the price differential, but nowadays it’s easy enough to find ricotta and I’m not that poor.