@FuglyDuck - eviltoast
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Cake day: July 15th, 2023

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldtoaww@lemmy.worldTeddy sleeping.
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    11 hours ago

    Not if I get their first.

    They will never be found again. To quote G’kar… they can rest assured that while some parts may be found again, they will never find all of them.

    Also, OP, can you do me a favor and give Teddy some scritches and belly rubs? After Teddy wakes up, of course.







  • for the record, if you happen to be near a zoo with a snake house (or that has snakes,) you could probably ask the zookeeper. If they didn’t know already they have snakes and probably wouldn’t mind setting that up. (they also probably have multiple identical dishes and such like.)

    well. I suppose that could be an email, if you happen to be not close. But if you are, I’ve never met a zookeeper that didn’t love to talk about their animals and answer random questions like that.

    well, there was one awkward moment. suffice it to say, that telling 7 yo’s a horse is masturbating is not a conversation anyone wants to have.


  • there’s exactly one thing more to add:

    Fuck these assholes. with a solid gold version of a bad dragon dildo, without lube, and a very coarse sand-blast finish.

    (Why solid gold you ask? because it has a very high thermal conductivity and mass. so it’d be a very unpleasant, very cold fucking. it’s the same reason I laugh at trump’s solid gold toilet. the thermal mass and conductivity on the toilet is high enough the seat will never get warm under your tush.) )(unless they’re into that sort of thing.)