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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

The joys of communal laundry.

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The joys of communal laundry.

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    I would absolutely lose it if I was doing laundry and found this.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    4 hours ago

    Everyone knows a dildo should be hand-washed.

  • phi0@lemmy.zip
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    5 hours ago

    How do you know its the fucking dildo and not just the sucking dildo?

  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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    It’s now the communal dildo. Pre warmed just for you

    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      6 hours ago

      It has been washed, so it should be clean. Just make sure to wash it and leave it in the washing machine after you’re done using it.

      • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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        That’s a dangerous assumption. They might just have wanted to warm it up.

        • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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          Warm it up, Kris.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    We should all just go back to sharing more things. Not necessarily start with the sex toys though. I’m very particular about mine.

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    7 hours ago

    Why is the dryer so dirty?

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      It’s everyone’s job to clean it, so everyone assumes someone else will do it. 🤗

      • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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        It’s a self cleaning dryer - the means everyone cleans it by themselves… wait…

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        Kinda like the govt

    • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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      Guy doesn’t douche and he wiped his dildo clean before tossing it in the dryer

      • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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        You don’t need to wipe it first when it’s going to be tumbling around with someone else’s clothes

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    8 hours ago

    tumbling in the dryer with the community dildo in my ass

    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      Is this the origin story of the “help me, step brother, I am stuck!” genre of porn?

  • begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works
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    This isn’t c/dickpost, it’s c/shitpost

    • cerothem@lemmy.ca
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      It’s the anal dildo so it’s fine

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      If you make the community, I’ll post it there.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      Would you like a bigger penis? Where would you like it?

      I can show you some places…

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    First mistake was using the dryer. Hang dry everything- wait, actually first mistake was being to poor to afford your own laundry machines.

    • Seralth@piefed.seralth.com
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      Real first mistake was being born ngl

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