Meanwhile, ‘Greebles’ are the imaginary things your cat freaks out and chases…

Splitting hairs you say?

Well, the hair follicle test goes back for months of hair growth, so…

Hgurs

Ah, thank you. I was lazy LOL! Fixed…

Nope, more a piss poor attempt at poking fun at an old meme…

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I just didn’t know it was actually a real product…

We don’t need you. Hell, you don’t even need yourself.

You’re literally working towards a future where machines replace humans.

Thanks for your help fucking up the cause of humans being humans.

You’re welcome 😂🤣

This image is harder to find than you’d think. I hope it finds you well…

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I was just joking too, but dad seriously said that, almost every time we had friends over and a doobie going around…

Cool cool, and makes sense really.

According to a number of other comments, when such lighters are used in cleaner settings, they last a lot longer. But when used to light a pack of cigarettes a day, well the lighter gets dirty much more quickly and eventually starts shorting out.

Yes, bad habit, I know…

Umm, okay. I still have ashes available, you gotta roll it and smoke it yourself though…

• Its scary this technology even exists at all.
• Its scarier to think they’ve been developing and testing this already.
• What’s even scarier, is realizing they probably already have recorded WiFi/XRay (whatever you wanna call it) porno videos as part of their tests…

Just tell the dude you’re refilling the grave, as you toss the bones back in…

My dad wanted us to roll his ashes into a joint and smoke him.

We respected his wishes to be cremated, but I’m sorry daddy, I don’t think anyone’s gonna be smoking your ashes…

Is it even looking for black and white / greyscale photos?

What if I give it a B&W of my own face? 🤔

Just use a picture of your dead grandpa, I’m sure he won’t mind…

Flint is actually more reliable in the long run than those electric clicker things, so yeah that’s awesome actually 👍

^ I suspect this to be a ragebait response, meant to intice basement chemists into arguing and reveal themselves.

Nice try FBI, I don’t even have a basement!

Yay Dollar Tree! … ☹️

Yeah though, even the refillable ones have their faults. The clicker spark button igniter thing tends to end up breaking all on its own within around ~10 refill cycles, at least in my experience.

I’m all about renewable and reusable tech, and I’m actually happy to have this lighter as long as I can keep it lasting, but sadly nothing lasts forever…

You have a good point regarding not keeping flammable fluids in your camping gear, honestly I’ve barely even thought about factors like that.

I have done some basic tests with my arc lighter, and I figure that if you’re gonna keep something like this in your camping gear, then either have a small pack of toothpicks packed in, or be ready to use a dry twig.

Either way, it’s really easy to start a flame with one of these lighters by lighting a thin and dry twig to start with.