For context, there are 200 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.
This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
I’d like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.
Wait until you see the MAGA wearing Trump diapers.
He’s cosplaying in that flak jacket with no sappy plates, and his hands look softer than a baby’s bottom.
Nothing more badass than a dude with a gut covering it with a vest.
Plate carrier with no plates.
Practically a uniform among cosplay politicians.
That’s also a “XL” plate carrier, normal plate carriers have the Velcro meet front and center.
Russian style
“Steel yourselves, guys” - a DPR commander somewhere
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And gets beat up because apparently that’s what he does.
The fake armor honestly just gives bystanders a handle to throw him by
If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.
This dude would be in tears hiding at any tragic event.
The fact he’s doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the “modern America” feel.
If you’d want to make a parody video of this, you’d just need to post the same video
Potentially change the music, but I don’t know if you could actually improve it with that. You could make it a more obvious parody, but it’d also lose some of him trying so hard to seem badass.
I just watched it with yakety sax playing, it was pretty funny.
Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you’ll ever regret meeting.
The way he squashes that gut out below his vest: iconic. What a brave hero, I’m sure so many enemies will literally be firing on him in Wyoming
Tightens strap, Slaps belly
JiggLe jiggle jiggle
“That ain’t going anywhere.”
Please. Nationalist Christian. Put the important word first.
Convenient abbreviation: Nat-C
Is the sharia law in the room with us right now?
My doors most of the way closed, but has a gap large enough for the cat to come and go. If he gets thirsty at night does that count?
I’d be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn’t also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.
Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.
I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”
Bet he can’t tell you what Sharia Law is.
You can tell he feels cool in this video
dude felt like he was straight aura farming with that hat pinch slide
Thank god they used all that slow mo to catch every millisecond of those epic action shots!
The MAGA hat is a great touch.
Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?
Also he is trying to ban something that is already banned in the US.
Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?
Taking kickbacks from the Saudis and the Qataris and the Kuwaitis and the UAE never actually counts. That’s just “good business”.
Just so long as They Stay In Their Country, the chuds will line up at the trough to support a politician who did the full kiss-the-ring of Muslim royalty.
Absolutely! UGGG…
What a fucking dork.
I bet he has a phone holster
Yeah, but with MOLLE clips! What an operator!
Reminds me of this.
In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.
Guy?
So much high school bully energy in this one.
I get more elementary school bully who was behind the curve at puberty and is now trying to compensate for that teenaged role reversal as an adult.
