It has to be reflected back into his stupid face.

I’m red/green color deficient, and even I can see it as orange. That’s some intense saturation.

Idk what it is about masculinity that loves submissive women

Here is an excellent book on the topic if you’re interested.

Hoo’s a good dog?!

The cables are extra long so they have plenty of slack, too.

“I went to bed and woke up next to this unconscious woman… I was in my bed with the wife and dogs at the time, so she must’ve been a demon.”

You bet!

Exposing the moral depravity of reactionaries is kind of a pet project of mine.

Abilene Texas is a wretched hive of Christian nationalism and reactionary entitlement.

I only drive out there because I have family there; my niece was a victim of another pedo pastor there.

I have always failed to see why people view Donald Trump as anything other than a con man.

They’re either rubes who are indoctrinated into the reactionary cinematic universe or grifters who pretend he’s authentic to exploit the gullible.

That’s depressingly common in modern times.

It’s easier if you live near a city with lots of people, but going to meetup.com or similar will show you lots of communities that are eager to get more people involved.

It is always easier to stay home so sometimes I need to make myself go out and be social, but consistency is key. Showing up every week to a meetup will root you in a community more that once every couple months.

Find an IRL community that means something to you. You have to feel like you belong somewhere, and people need a support group to help when they’re down. You can’t feel happy if you’re lonely.

I think it’s van-mural adjacent.

Yeah, conservatives don’t have principles to abandon.

I’m imagining a seedy nest of lechery; empty whisky bottles strewn haphazardly on every surface imaginable. Opening kitchen doors is a gamble, and snake eyes means you’ve put your hand in some unidentifiably pungent, sticky, or greasy substance.

A glassy-eyed Giuliani sits on the battered leather couch that’s stained with a decade of fluids and spirits— he has become a part of it, sinking into the foam and springs. The lawyers kick his dangling foot, and life flutters back into his limbs; he shakes off the headache that has followed him like a bloodhound throughout his adulthood, letting it settle to a throbbing pulse in the back of his head. Black bile seeps out of this psychic wound as he cries out to an indifferent universe, but only a feeble croak escapes his lips.

Why won’t they release the pics?!

Because counting all the votes is detrimental to Republican prospects.

The Monkey Island game that came out a year or two ago was pretty great too if you want a modern take on the genre.

I imagine you’ve played some of the others, but if not you should do 1 & 2 immediately.

It would be the sweetest nectar if a woman beat that misogynistic, rapey carnival barker.

Feminism is only controversial to reactionaries.

Everyone else thinks women should be equal members of society.

Wave that feminism flag!

Conservatives have huge issues with consent. Remember this Rush Limbaugh quote?

You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent. If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it’s perfectly fine, whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police. But consent is the magic key to the left.

They understand the concept of consent, but it offends their patriarchal values so they loathe that it is seen as a virtue (and indeed, a moral necessity for sexual acts) by people who aren’t tuned-up right-wing freaks.

No, I realized that after I wrote it and did the lazy thing and didn’t edit.

One billionaire is an excess.

One cannot earn that much money without exploiting workers.