Rudy Giuliani’s lawyer tells court awarding millions of dollars in damages would be like ‘death penalty’ for his client – as it happened - eviltoast
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    11 months ago

    The dildo of consequences is approaching rapidly, and he’s fresh out of lube.

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      11 months ago

      gotta be careful. even a back-pat can kill him, you know.

      (also… be extra mindful of safe sex. fucking this guy is how you catch all the STDs… and some new and interesting ones.)

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            11 months ago

            Watch ‘The Life of Brian.’ If people can find something to laugh at in a crucifixion then anything is funny.

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            I’m all for “rape is not funny” when it’s about someone’s lived experience or the like. But I don’t get this self-neutering of our sense of humor when it’s clearly not real, nor a threat, etc. Lighten up, not everything needs to be defended all the time, it’s ridiculous.