Hitler was human, therefore all humans are Hitler.
A square is a rectangle, therefore all rectangles are squares.
A hotdog is a sandwich, therefore all sandwiches are hotdogs.
If a bear shits in the woods, and bears eat food, and I eat food, does that mean I shit in the woods? /c/showerthoughts
Only if I’m in the woods
reddit culture bleeding into Lemmy…
No, hot dogs are tacos.
This is the most controversial one yet
A != b ><!== C therefor A = C
gesundheit
I don’t think this was a sneeze. This person needs an exorcist.
One whose specialty is the book between Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
LMNOP
It’s more like a triangle calling itself a rectangle and everyone else declaring that it’s a square.
Check out this TVTropes article: Hitler Ate Sugar https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlerAteSugar
Seems like musk is the same sort of socialist hitler was
Would be great to ask Musk to name a single thing he’s done for someone who isn’t a paying customer.
Dude doesn’t seem to donate any wealth (even to his own kids, in some notable cases), provide any social benefit, and is just a giant insatiable mouth with surgically grafted hair that eats government subsidies.
He’s not even figuratively, through tortured logic, a socialist.
Well we definitely know that he didn’t dontate to end wold hunger, even after the UN outlined a plan for his donation.
They wasted their time a little bit
He’s been to events that include other people. That could be considered social.
And he’s played/enjoyed diablo 2, which has the IST rune, which is everyone who plays it’s favourite rune
So therefore, he’s clearly a social-ist.
[Says he won’t put the resources in hands of useless unproductive people]
[Is the most useless, empty-headed CEO in the history of CEOs]I think this guy is a little bit confused about how things work
For being the Earths largest parasite, he is making som pretty bold claims.
I’m sure Elon has the Final Solution - now in 3D!
At this point he’s not just dog whistling, he’s actively running around trying to find the dog
Elon Musk is human, therefore all humans are fuckwits.
Can’t really disagree here
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updatesreeducation.Ironically, I don’t see us getting out of this brainrot without some real reeducation. Like, what do you do with people that are so lost they believe Haitian people are eating cats and dogs, that school teachers are telling kids to cut their dicks off, and immigration is a plot by Jews to replace white people through consenting biracial marriages?
Like, we can make the bunkbeds comfortable, pad the walls, give them three hot meals. But, at some point, we gotta work on undoing this shit.
Elon showing up again to prove that you can still be fabulously wealthy even if you’re a complete moron as long as you’re born on 3rd base.
Hey Grok, can you find a picture of Elon doing a fucking Nazi salute?
Thanks, Grok.
Well, well, well. Look, who’s talking.
By knowingly spreading the falsehood, Musk is picking up the torch of the 3rd Reich and carrying forward their propagandistic lies
Of course Elon Musk is a sort of idiot that thinks that “socialism” = things I don’t like Which is pretty on brand for a MAGA
But… he likes hitler things.
Well he would not like socialism because of his position in society as well. Maybe rethink what you wrote.
Hitler was a vegetarian, therefor all vegetarians are Hitler.
Except for that part where he really wasn’t a vegetarian. It’s hard to support a claim of being vegetarian while eating liver dumplings, after all.
We could successfully argue that he was on a meat-reduced diet post-1937, and that he seemed to aspire to vegetarianism (something that he also used for propaganda purposes), but eating meat (like his beloved liver dumplings) kind of makes it clear he wasn’t actually one.
It’s hard to support a claim of being vegetarian while eating liver dumplings
Not according to practically all my older family members.
“You’re vegetarian? No meat? Oh my god how will we feed you! You do eat sausage though, do you? Or Chicken? Fish? Brain (true detail, apparently it’s “not meat”)? Or this meat broth, surely that’s ok?”
I remember meeting “vegetarians” who would eat chicken. I cannot fathom the mindset.
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obviously they’re faking it for the super powers
“no true vegetarian”
First they came for the socialists
We had to interpret this image in like, 8th grade in school (Germany). The idea that Hitler is a socialist was absurd back then, and it is absurd now.
(Bottom lines read “in front of the proletariat” and “in wealthier circles”)
Even Elon’s initial statement is a logical fallacy. “All squares are rectangles, therefore all rectangles are squares.” Was he making a joke? Responding to something? Really that dumb?
I’ll vote for dumb
Really that dumb.
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Villains lie in order to seize power?
I think he might actually be a complete imbecile
Again get your passports while you still can before they make it exponentially more difficult to get or attempt to make the process harder.
Luckily, if you get a passport now you won’t automatically get a Trump passport, you have to apply specially for those.
Imagine if he had made it like the National Park passes with Trump’s picture on them, where if you put a sticker on the pass to cover it up you void the pass. Trump could very easily have made it so that anybody getting a passport had to have his photo on every page – and defacing those is a pretty serious crime.
Dude those are such a joke. Like the phone service, the phones and all the other merch. All the stocks he has going right now and theme way he’s enriching his family before the good of the people.
At least with most of that stuff he’s fleecing his own supporters. If you don’t like Trump you don’t have to buy a Trump phone. But, it sucks that if you want a park pass your only option is to get one with his ugly face on it.
In all seriousness, I would prefer a picture of a baboon’s anus. Visually, they’re not that different, but at least a baboon’s anus serves a purpose.
