The prime pool vandals are he himself, and his pool guy.
My god what an asshole.
It’s his whole personality.
Your country is being run by a man who behaves like I behaved in fourth grade when I didn’t want to admit I hadn’t done my homework and just compounded lie upon lie upon lie hoping to outlast the teachers somehow.
For the record, I was a total shit-head in fourth grade. I was ducking and weaving, adding more lies to the narrative (even going as far as blaming my sister for stealing it, and STILL not backing down when they brought her in to call my bluff). Somehow, my idiot brain just thought that if I kept spinning out more and more convoluted webs of bullshit, it would eventually hit the magical “they believe me” mark.
Here’s the thing though…I was in FOURTH GRADE and I GREW OUT OF IT! What the fuck is Trump’s excuse?
You probably had someone explain why you were being a silly 4th grader. Trump has not.
silly 4th grader
Silly would have been the nice way to put it. I fully admit that I was a absolute ass-hole child.
Trump has the whole world telling him what an absolute dumbass he is. There is no excuse.
The whole world may be yelling it, but those close to him are doing their very best to keep that from him. Standard tinpot dictator stuff.
The fucking place is monitored 24/7 there are cameras everywhere. No one is buying this vandal story, NO ONE. Agent Orange will just have to get more bottle of ketchup to sling.
I would bet my next paycheck that if you turned on Fox News, they would be pushing this shit, and most of their viewers will believe it 100%.
With my mother as a source, they are, and, they are…
There’s a lot to work with here.
Who to throw in jail…
- himself?
- the contractor?
- microorganisms?
- the sun?
- where are the Epstein files?
Lol why are our attention spans so shitty.
Raped. Children. HE RAPED CHILDREN
Bombed them, too.
Those were different children. I assume. Actually, you know what, I wouldn’t put it past him to rape a child, deport them, and then bomb them. He bombed a school on day one of the Iran “excursion” and maybe that was on purpose to target some Epstein witnesses.
Vandals? What vandals?
My understanding is he hired a company that didn’t have the required expertise, they painted the pool then dumped in a chemical that stripped the paint, and now the resulting thing looks like crap because that’s what happens when you dump paint stripping chemicals into a painted pool.
Besides how can anyone vandalize it? There’s police and national guard and whatnot everywhere in that area.
Yes, but you live in reality. In the land of Fox News, God-Emperor Trump had the pool redone perfectly by a loyal servant, and then the evil Antifa LGBTQ saboteurs snuck in disguised as normal tourists and ruined everything!
🤣
“Are the vandals in the room with us now, Donald?”
Throw the algae in jail.
Trump has a point. The pool was vandalized. By Trump and his cronies. And they stole $14 million in the process. And also left the pool full of blue trash which will likely cost millions to remove.
“SOMEONE HAS SHIT MY PANTS!”
Must have been Obama, he’s Trump’s Moriarty.
The true stable genius.
There are no vandals. He knows that. It’s just the distraction from the problem that became its own problem. One in a string of distractions that became problems.
right.
So… Obama shit in Trump’s pants?
I’m so very tired of this total fucking nonsense.
Ridiculous.
We all know Biden shat Donald’s pants.
No. Barack HUSSEIN Obama shit in Trump’s pants…
…it was Obama’s most alpha move to date…
Trump wants to throw algae pool ‘vandals’ in jail. He’s
desperatestupid.ftft
no, pedophile rapist for sure but not stupid, dude can literally. do anything he wants, he cucked the entire country. Stupid is enough voters to elect him, again.
I mean - his base is easily as dumb, but what do you need? He could brag about how he aced the third cognitive test again, and how Biden and Obama never even took it. How water disables magnets? How windmills cause cancer?
Or his Wharton professor who is quoted often as saying he was the stupidest student he’d ever seen by a wide margin . . The list is very very long of reasons why he’s stupid. That he’s convinced corrupt legislators and 49% of voters who voted to go along with it isn’t really a counter argument.
Trump wants to throw algae pool ‘vandals’ in jail. He’s
desperatestupidinsane.ftfyb
Trump wants to throw algae pool ‘vandals’ in jail. He’s desperate, stupid, and insane.
ftfy
Yeah… that’s what I was waiting for…
Sling shots and AlkaSeltzer. GO FORTH! MAKE US PROUD
