- 18 Posts
- 139 Comments
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Global News@lemmy.zip•Ukraine Names Steven Seagal as Illegal Arms Recipient in Smuggling ProbeEnglish
1·11 hours agoA long con to kick Putler in the face?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
3·11 hours agoIt’ll become an abandoned mall.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Most people in open relationships will get jealous and resentfulEnglish
9·11 hours agoYou want a really unpopular opinion? 99% of poly people aren’t poly. Just have one foot out the door and are monkey-branching.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
5·12 hours agoOr the villain in every 80s movies wants to build medium-density housing.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Beekeeper jailed after releasing insects on authorities trying to evict her friendEnglish
1·18 hours agodeleted by creator
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•What to Do if a Baboon Throws Poop at YouEnglish
11·18 hours agoHave you ever read The Onion?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Beekeeper jailed after releasing insects on authorities trying to evict her friendEnglish
8·18 hours agoDruid, one would presume.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
China News@news.abolish.capital•Foreign forces promoting ‘lying flat’ to undermine China’s economy: top anti-spy agencyEnglish
21·19 hours agoYes, there’s no way people would genuinely push back against 996.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Poilievre demands Carney cap federal deficit at $31B ahead of spring economic updateEnglish
9·20 hours agoThis is the MP who lost his seat, right?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026!English
1·1 day agoProbably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Pravda News!@news.abolish.capital•‘National embarrassment’English
3·2 days agoEmbarrassment s.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
1372·2 days agoIt’s too close to murdering CEOs.
They don’t want peasants getting ideas.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•Hotel has extra fees? Well then...English
107·2 days agoGod forbid you pay for the things you use. 🙄
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Erupts in ‘60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’English
33·2 days agoIt’s like when I walk into every room and inform everyone that I’m not a murderer. There’s always some asshole who thinks that means I am a murderer.
Like, dude, I just told you I wasn’t.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Trump Shares Doctored TIME Cover of ‘Low IQ’ Candace Owens: ‘Vile Person of the Year’English
2·2 days agoThey eat each other.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favourite moon(s) in the Solar System?English
4·3 days agoI’m partial to Luna.
God, what fucking idiots.


















Wait, this Jeffrey?
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/480/cpsprodpb/02a9/live/797bd390-34b1-11f1-8606-05fe34b06e1b.jpg.webp)