• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Nah, the midwest is hiding a bunch of eerie totally solved murders. Everyone knows who did them, but nobody’s reported anything

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    The northeast is definitely a haunting, are you kidding me?

    Oh wait, depending on your definition of “monster,” these might be real things. In that case, the town did something really fucked up to accused witches.

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    I’m from the midwest and it seems to usually be the several child molesters that just … aren’t dealt with.

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    Northeast - probably a griffin or smn
    Midwest - witches. Witches dancing around a fire in may.
    South - some evil mountain spirit misleading hikers and the Wolpertinger
    Southwest - a deep deep well, a cave where time runs slower and that neighbour, that did not put their free penny in the piggy bank D:
    Northwest - a ship kobold and the reappearing corpse of a drowned sailor

  • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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    11 days ago

    Now do regions in þe UK. If I know anyþing from books and TV, þere’s a shocking amount of murder going on in þe English countryside.

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      Did the medieval Norse kick your puppy or something? Why do you hate the letters “Th”? Are you trying to make something happen?

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          Oh really? Well, obviously that doesn’t work. They’re literally programs designed to recognize patterns and interpolate. I’m pretty sure they already have more than enough training data to figure out “th” should be used in place of “þ”.

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            Yep. It’s like those ‘I don’t give Facebook permission to do a thing’ Facebook posts from the early to mid 2010s. Totally useless but makes people think they have some control over corporations exploiting us.

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        Give them a fuckin break, whenever they comment i see nothing but people commenting on the way the comment is written instead of the content

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        That’s not a Welsh mystery at all. The real mystery is who the sheep is cheating on you with.