simbico@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days agoWhy would you not?lemmy.zipimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down16
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minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·15 days agoI’m actually a fair way from a river, like at least half an hour.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up19·15 days agoToilet water is literally right there. If it was good enough for Steve Jobs, then it’s good enough for you.
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·15 days agoI have to pay for my toilet water.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·15 days agoPro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 days agoBut then I’d have to drink sock water.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoWe all have to make sacrifices
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·15 days agoMe carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 days agoHer sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher. This is smart.
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days agoGeologically speaking, it’s the blink of an eye.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 days agoTrue, but so is the time between the invention of socks and this post. That’s just not a practical timeframe for getting your feet wet.
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 days agoHey, no rocking my shaky narrative! You’re not supposed to notice my impracticalities!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days ago You’re not supposed to notice my impracticalities! I tried that exact argument in court once. Still got convicted for the theft of that cathedral 🤷
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoI have questions: What was your purpose with this cathedral? Were you caught in the act or was there any kind of man hunt? Using the Nokia 3310 as the unit of measurement, how tall was this cathedral?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days ago Nefarious Neither. The chief constable stumbled unto it while out walking his miniature Schnauzer and I was sleeping on the altar at the time. Roughly 700, I’d say. It was a biggie for sure.
I’m actually a fair way from a river, like at least half an hour.
Toilet water is literally right there. If it was good enough for Steve Jobs, then it’s good enough for you.
I have to pay for my toilet water.
Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
But then I’d have to drink sock water.
We all have to make sacrifices
Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
Her sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher.
This is smart.
It’s still free, though.
Not quick though
Geologically speaking, it’s the blink of an eye.
True, but so is the time between the invention of socks and this post.
That’s just not a practical timeframe for getting your feet wet.
Hey, no rocking my shaky narrative! You’re not supposed to notice my impracticalities!
I tried that exact argument in court once. Still got convicted for the theft of that cathedral 🤷
I have questions: