With Trump, people either idolize or loath him. With Charlie Kirk, people either kinda like him or loath him. There’s a significant difference.

He really wasn’t. As more offline people found out who he was, it quickly became clear that most people found him repulsive.

Your son is producing fewer dishes. Be better, husband.

Hot.

Which is why we need to replace the people deciding what the options are.

Sounds like the name of a Nordic business magnate.

I don’t have much guilt over using a grocery store or gas station on a holiday. Retail or restaurants, on the other hand, I’ll try to avoid. Not all businesses are equal in daily necessity.

Kinda. The only religions that survive centuries are ones where the holy texts are flexible enough to adapt into whatever the believer wants them to mean. "The Bible says so, " never changes anyone’s mind, it’s just a thought-terminating cliche to reinforce what they already believe. You have to find out what their values are based on.

Hopefully the Venn diagram of people who want to pet penguins and people who care that it hurts the penguins is a circle.

People gonna see this and move to Antarctica, only to find out you can’t pet the penguins. We’re here just to suffer.

There seems to be a correlation between being wealthy and being a thoughtless sociopath.

Who’da thunk

The signs say “Park,” what do you expect people to do?

I’d hope this will bring us closer to real legal barriers to gerrymandering, if hope hadn’t been beaten out of me by now.

What’s mildly infuriating is that the viral content graph doesn’t show the years where knife crime actually peaked.

I do not wish him dead, but I will read his obituary with great pleasure.

Joking, of course. I have better things to do than read his obituary.

I’m not a Linux user but even I think “tech illiterate Linux bro” is a silly thing to say.

Though I will say the My Computer to This PC switch was probably more due to the “everyone has multiple devices now” dynamic than the “you will own nothing” dynamic.

It’s a cult. They’ll abandon him a decade or so after he dies.

Trick question?

Will this be the thing that finally makes Trump’s base abando-

Of course not, don’t be ridiculous.

It feels wrong to apply a term as memey as “cringe” to something as dark as the Epstein files but Elon’s cringe is just so overwhelming it can’t be helped.