- you’ve barely touched your baEGGette 
- I don’t care what time of day it is, this is horrific - Needs cheese… - How about some onions and garlic to go with it? Top it off with some sauerkraut and hot honey! - I’m on board with that recipe. 
 
- Calm down there, Satan - I don’t mean quantity-wise, I mean for flavor. Add some pickles and some cheese, and it might taste alright. - I’d say it’s ok even for flavor, but there’s an awful lot of it. 
 
 
 
 
- Around 2000kcal as a snack. - No thanks. - For 15 years I was eating 6,000 calories a day to maintain being 50 lb underweight. This would have definitely appealed to me back then. But I don’t think there’s enough pickles. - how - That’s a great question and I wish I had an answer for you that was scientific. - From the ages of 15 to 30 I was constantly seeking to do 6,000 calories a day to maintain being 6’2 and 135. At the age of 16 a doctor took one look at me and said “yeah you’re burning like 6,000 calories a day” It was difficult. I had all the same symptoms of anorexia like a heart condition that’s haunted me the rest of my life. I have a nephew who’s going through the exact same issue now. It wasn’t fun. But I turned 30 and I gained 50 lb in 3 years. I never felt better in my life. It was amazing!. I finally had the strength to do … life. - I wasn’t underweight, but I was skinny. I probably ate 4-6k calories a day and never went above 150lbs until I turned 30. That’s also when I got an office job, though. So, then I had to work to maintain my weight. 
- Were you ever checked for thyroid issues? I had a bout with hyperthyroidism a few years back and I was losing weight even when I was eating like crazy. - I would walk into a doctor’s office and they would immediately schedule me for thyroid, HIV and drug tests. I lost count of how many times I was tested for thyroid issues. 
 
 
 
- 6k is a lot of food. What were you eating - Whatever was available. My afternoon snack in highschool was a pound of pasta and a stick of butter. Were we have mashed potatoes with dinner? I’d make three pounds of potatoes and eat way more than a quarter of them. Peanut butter and jelly is relatively cheap and you can fit a lot of peanut butter in there. Quesadillas not filling that calorie craving? Add some sour cream. Had a pound of pasta for snack? Let’s do it with red sauce and sausage for dinner. Maybe I’d treat myself to a second California burrito that day. Potatoes fried in bacon fat was a favorite for a while when bacon was cheap at the carnicaria. Bake a chicken, a breast goes to the friend and I’ll eat the rest with two pounds of mashed potatoes. - I learned to cook because I was too poor to buy as much food as I needed just to get through the day. But I could cook ridiculous portions for dirt cheap. 
 
 
 
- Is OP a snek? 
- Before you go to sleep forever? 
- The smell of that bedroom in the morning… 😳 
- I legit just smashed a hard boiled egg onto a piece of sourdough bread with some grey poupon, and then saw this. 
- At this point why even bother putting the mustard on a plate? Surely this abomination of a sandwich cannot get any more messy. - This is just the ingredients, obviously the next step is blending it. 
 
- I’d eat it ngl - Same. Boiled eggs and Dijon mustard make for a good combo. - That said, I’d eat the bread separately with butter. 
 
- They’re so tiny, are those quail eggs? - I think it’s perspective, that looks like a full French baguette and regular eggs 
 
- Ya’ve overcooked them Peter, yeh spooky doyle. Do it again, and this time they’d bettah be veeeery fookin’ runny. 
- isnt it just lazy egg salad 
- I don’t like it, but I get it. 
- Would you rather eat a whole raw egg, with eggshell, or ask for a sandwich when you visit this guy?  
- Would 









