I wonder if he realizes how phallic this all sounds
Oof, telling everyone your strike package is a massive ordnance penetrator is just so insecure
The world didn’t know at all…
Except for all of the reports that a bunch of B2 bombers were taking off from the US and were spotted heading for the middle east all over the news.
Hegseth thought only his Signal group chat had access to FlightRadar
And all the news articles saying “only the US has bombs capable of penetrating deep enough to hit those facilities, and only the US has bombers designed to carry those (very heavy) bombs”.
Yep complete shock to all.
Operation Midnight Hammered
Operation midflight stammer
For when I was hanging out with my 2 Besties?
Operation Nocturnal Emission
Excuse you, that was a heavy, girthy, super manly premature ejaculation thankyou very much.
Operation Man-Baby Tantrum.
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First we were shocked. Then we went aww…
The military establishment is really enjoying their moment in the spotlight, aren’t they? Look what they can do, wow. Great that there was no questioning the rational of making the world stage even worse. Good job, everyone.
“We did it to Iran, and we will do it to you if you don’t do what we want.”
- 2025 US foreign policy
And 2015, and 2005, and 1995, etc etc.
Also 2025 US domestic policy
“We did it to Iran, and we will do it to you if you don’t do what we want.”
— 2025 US
foreigndomestic policy
reveals
There is definitely no way the US military would manufacture and present information in a particular way to further their own goals, they do not “say” things and they certainly never make “claims,” they only “reveal” the truth to us
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Hi Palantir! 👋🏻
Next: Operation Iron Shaft
The iran war gonna be called “never gonna pull out”
Operation Midnight Hammer sounds like a 70’s detective themed gay porn film.
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I am renaming the mission: Orange shitstain’s treason.
Like a Californian…first they took the 5 north up to the 405. Switch to the 15 for a little. Then jump over to the 94 …etc.
The B-2 has a crew of two. 18h one way. 36h total mission duration. Do they have sleeping schedules, or do they get drugs?
