Don’t forget your broom sticks 🧹. That is the standard way of detecting stray high power laser beams and invisible steam jets that can cut you in half!

Six seveeeen!

And California.

I’ve done this while living near the border. But consider Worldvision…

Wouldn’t it be funny if you need an Evola vaccine and you have to travel to Congo to get one from WorldVision? Then you too could be in the commercials… And here we have Josh who’s liver was just mush and needed an Evola vaccine in Chicago. With your donation of just $75.95 a month we were able to help Josh come to Congo and get the medical attention he needed. It only takes one second! Give us a call! Who hasn’t gone to the park, then stopped at a McDonald’s and a Starbucks and ended up with a $75.95 bill? Pass by taco loco bell and order a couple of gorditas with chalupas with a side of French fries and bam! You’re half way to helping Josh live. Josh really appreciates your help. Let’s have Josh say a few things… Hi! My name is Josh and I needed an Ebola vaccine and I just wanna… Thanks Josh! We see you’re very thankful for your life back and appreciate the effort so many have put into their donations. Whether it’s just $3 or $10 or $573.75, every 5 pennies count towards someone like Josh getting back to what really matters in life… Famil… Their American job at the AI factory where we… They… Are building our wonderful conpanions! Call now!

Gemini is a piece of shit.

Truer Words have only been spoken by whoever wrote the book from which AI stole the idea that you just pasted here for me but that I have heard or read previously somewhere…

• Amos Tversky: Known for his work on cognitive biases and the framing effect.

• Daniel Kahneman: Known for his work on behavioral economics and the concept of loss aversion.

• Richard Thaler: Known for his work on behavioral economics and the concept of nudges.

• Herbert Simon: Known for his work on behavioral economics and the concept of bounded rationality.

Oh man, that’s interesting.

Nine out of ten doctors recommend peanuts for patients with paranoia.

Looks more like heavy concern actually.

In atheism they let you have more than one husband or wife… For dinner, they don’t have to be your wife or husband.

I’ve never been in that position. I wouldn’t give up trying. But then I would have never put myself in that situation in the first place.

Maybe they were laughing their ass off the whole way home.

Okay guy, I’m gonna hide in this box in a safe plane. You guys please take my danger flight. If you survive we’ll see you tomorrow!

And the pilots flew knowing nothing of the risk I assume?

My neighbor bought at $900,000. They eventually needed to move for work so they put the house up for sale at $1,500,000.00. A few months later to 1.3 million. Then weeks later $950,000. 4 days ago they switched it to for rent at $3,985 a month. Like dude, no matter what it’s too much! 900k is too much and the rent is too much.

Is Abysmal on both ends. Plus now as a rental that house will be incurring damage. But that’s how you end up owning two homes. You just can’t sale the first one so you rent it out.

Like my dad’s retirement, he’ll enjoy nothing of it.

The Matrix was something different. I say prove them wrong.!

Dang! 97! That could be 17 more years for us.

The moment you need a helmet is when you didn’t expect to need one.

Cover them in dirt piles

Maybe if the made the layout of the website more slower and added Facebook links?

Oh floby the cat was awesome until the murder. Gotta hand it to him, he was such a good sport. The cat sport.