I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
thank god you circled it, I wasn’t sure what was being pointed at
You may fascinate online audiences by showing them the same pic of cheese quote 9 billion times per week.
What kind of cheese? That changes the outcome for me significantly.
A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.
Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.
And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.
Source: experimental investigation.
This really deserves at least 3/4 the amount of upvotes as the one it’s responding to
Let’s talk about some aged goat cheese directly from Tuscany.
Are these in order? So stealing her shoe and a hairpin with hair in it, and then when she confronts you offer the cheese as a diversion?
You have found the new movie plot that Hallmark has been looking for.
I was thinking it would be one of those mangas with really really long names:
“I Cast 99 Spells to Make Her Love Me, But the Only Thing That Worked Was Cheese!”
Duley noted. This may work better than my method of crying and begging for affection. So far, zero percent success rate
Maybe you need to cry even harder?
So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?
Lets test that: 🧀
Are you a woman now?
Who needs estrogen when you have c h e e s e
Por que no los dos
… Maybe.
You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.
And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.
You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.
White people love cheese
Grandad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese
Do non-white people not love it?
On average non-whites are like 60-90% lactose intolerant
My pasty-ass ancestors are the dipshits who figured out sucking cow titty can work, most of the rest of humanity didn’t try it and never developed the genes needed for it as a result
There’s very little lactose in most cheese.
They do. But you give the meanest white man a piece of cheese, he turns into Mr Rogers
This spell has mixed results with my fiance; she LOVES cheese but is horribly allergic to it. Not life-threatening, but painfully bad.
According to the book, there’s no need for them to eat it, you just have to give it to them, although I think they may have mixed up ‘fascinate’ and ‘confuse’.
Is she allergic to it because of the lactose? We can already make vegan cheese that’s the exact same as real cheese (literally, I don’t mean it just tastes the same) except that it doesn’t contain lactose. There’s a company in Europe that’s ready to mass produce it but the EU is taking their time with giving them the permit to sell it. I don’t know how the situation is where you live.
Cheddar, swiss, goat and parm tend to be very low lactose based on how they are made too.
Likely not low enough for someone with a bad allergy, but mostly fine for run of the mill lactose intolerance.
I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river
I love what appears to be a citation.
Cheese is good
Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
Cheese nuts
Fascinate in the sense that she’ll spend the next five minutes confused as to why you gave her cheese.
