Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 days agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1922arrow-down112
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minus-square@lightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilink31•6 days agoA catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
minus-square@dumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish19•6 days agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink2•5 days agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
minus-square@NaoPblinkEnglish7•edit-26 days agoCatering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.